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幽默轻松英语故事四则在日常繁忙的生活中,也不要忘了放松自己的心情下面是___为大家带来轻松,希望大家喜欢!ThenewlywedsenteredtheelevatoroftheirMiamiBeachhotel.一对新婚夫妇走进位于迈阿密海滩旅馆的电梯Theoperatora___gnifi___ntblondelookedattheminsurpriseandsaidWhyhelloTeddyhowareyou电梯操作员是一个漂亮的金发碧眼的___,看到他们十分惊奇,她说“嗨,Teddy你好吗”Whenthecouplereachedtheirroomthepiquedbridede___nded:Whowasthatwo___n!夫妇俩到了他们自己的___,愤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解释“那女人是谁!”TakeiteasyhoneysaidthegroomImgoingtohavetroubleenoughexplainingyoutoher.“冷静点,宝贝,”新郎说“我得对她解释你是谁,这已经足够烦死我了”AdoctorvacationingontheRivierametalawyerfriendandaskedhimwhathewasdoingthere.医生在里维埃拉度假时遇到他的一位律师朋友,医生问他怎么会到这里来ThelawyerrepliedImherebecausemyhouseburneddownandtheinsuran___panypaidforeverything.Whatareyoudoinghere律师回答“我到这里是因为我的房子被火烧了,公司赔偿了我所有的损失”Thatsquiteacoinciden___saidthedoctorImherebecausemyhouseweredestroyedbyafloodandmyinsuran___panyalsopaidforeverything....。