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英语课前三分钟小故事a___ndirningwithafriendexplainedthepeculiaritiesoftherestauranttheywerein:thewaitersneveradmittheydonthavesomething.theylltakeyourorder.forasli___ofsunandtooawayasiftheymeantogetit...thentheyllebackandsaytheyjustranout.”一位和朋友吃饭的男士解释他们在饭馆里吃饭的怪现象时说:“服务员从未承认过他们没有什么莱假如你想要一份太阳,他们也会拿着菜单离去,好像真能给你弄来似的然后,他们回来说这道菜刚卖完”为了证明这一点,我说:“请来一份恐龙”toprovehispoint,hesaidtothewaiter“thedinosaur,please.”“好的,先生,”服务员回答说:“您要的恐龙是做得嫩点还是老点儿的”“yes,sir,“answeredthewaiter.”andhowwouldyoulikeitcooked“老点儿的”welldone!服务员离开了,又很快回来了“对不起,先生,我们的恐龙菜刚卖完”thewaiterleftandreturnedquickly.“imsorrysir,butwevejustrunoutofadinosaur.”“什么”顾客气愤地说:“没有恐龙”whatsaidthedinerwithfeigneddisappointment.nodinosaur那服务员低声地说:“我们的确还剩一些”他显得作常自信的样子“但恐龙肉有点儿不太鲜了,所以我们还是不给您上这道菜的好”thewaiterloweredhisvoi___.well,wedohavesomeleft,“hewhisperedconfidentially...butitsnotveryfreshandiwontserveit!”theswimsuitissueofa___gazinethatdisplayedamodelwearingaskimpybikinionitscoverwasoupyingtheattensionofawide-eyed___n.disturbedhiswifesaid,thatsshameful!ifilookedlikethatiwouldntleavemyhouse!”有个男人出神地盯着一本___的封面那上面是一位穿着紧身比基尼泳装的女郎他的妻子很生气,说:“真不像话,如果我穿的像她一样,我绝不出家门”to___youthetruththehu___andreplied,ifyoulookedlikethatneitherwouldi.“说句实话,”那男人说,“如果你像她那样,我也不会出家门的”steppingfrommykitchenintothegarageiaidentallylockedmyselfoutofthehouse.whenitriedtopersuademy18-month-oldson,taylortoopenthedoornoneofmytacticsworked.finally,iwalkedaroundthehousetocheckforanopenwindow.tomya___zement,ifoundthefrontdooropenandtaylorstandingtherewithasales___n.出了厨房我便走进了___,不留神把门锁给撞上了,把我自己锁在了门外我那18个月的___泰勒在屋里于走,我在外边千方百计地想让他帮我开门,结果均告失败最后,我围着房子想找个开着的窗子令我吃惊的是,前门开着,我的___站在门口正与一个推销员在谈话ivebeenlockedoutfor20minutesisaid.howdidyougethimtoopenthedoor我对那推销员说:“我被锁在了外边20多分钟,你是怎样让他给你开门的”lookingpuzzled,the___nreplied,“irangthedoorbell.面带惊奇的推销员答说:“我只按了一下门铃”很喜欢的文章风格模板内容仅供参考。