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WhereAmI我在哪儿AnEnglishmanlosthiswaywhilehewasdrivinginthecountryside.HesawafarmerworkinginthefieldnearbysohewentnearerinhiscarandaskedthefarmerExcusemecanyoutellmewhereIamYesthefarmerlookedathimstrangelyandsaidyouareinyourcarsir.一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路,他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活于是他就把车开过去问那位农民“劳驾,您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗?”“可以”农夫奇怪地看了看他,然后说道“你现在在你的车子里,先生”WhoIstheLaziest谁最懒Father:WellTomIaskedtoyourteachertodayandnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelaziestpersoninyourclass父亲哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题你们班上谁最懒?Tom:Idontknowfather.汤姆我不知道,爸爸Father:Ohyesyoudo!Think!Whenotherboysandgirlsaredoingandwritingwhositsintheclassandonlywatcheshowotherpeoplework父亲啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课?Tom:Ourteacherfather.汤姆我们老师,爸爸 AgoodChessPlayer优秀象棋手Amanwenttovisithisfriendandwasamazedtofindhimplayingchess withhisdog.一男士去拜访一位朋友,令他惊讶的是,他朋友竟然在和他的狗下象棋Hewatchedthegameinastonishmentforawhile.Icanhardlybelievemyeyes!他惊讶地看了会棋局,“我几乎无法相信自己的眼睛!”HeexplainedThatsthesmartestdogIveeverseen!他叫道,“这是我见过的最聪明的狗了”Nohesnotsosmart.ThefriendrepliedIvebeathimthreegamesoutoffive“不,他没那么聪明,”朋友回答说“五盘里面我赢了三盘”PigorWitch 猪还是女巫Amanisdrivingupasteepnarrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdownthesameroad.AstheypasseachotherthewomanleansoutofthewindowandyellsPIG!!ThemanimmediatelyleansoutofhiswindowandrepliesWITCH女巫!!Theyeachcontinueontheirwayandasthemanroundsthenextcornerhecrashesintoapiginthemiddleoftheroad.Ifonlymenwouldlisten.译文1一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车,一个女人相向驾车而来他们相遇时,那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到“猪!!”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道“女巫!!”他们继续前行这个男的在下一个路口转弯时,撞上了路中间的一头猪要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。