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外企网络管理员英文的辞职报告外企网络管理员英文的辞职报告请大家一起来分享这一篇关于外企网络管理员的英文DearMr.Smith AsagraduateofaninstitutionofhighereducationIhaveafewverybasicexpectations.Chiefamongtheseisthatmydirectsuperiorshaveanintellectthatrangesabovethemongroundsquirrel.Afteryourconsistentandannoyingharassmentofmyco-workersandmeduringthemissionofourdutiesIcanonlysurmisethatyouareoneofthefewtruegeicwastesofourtime. AskingmeaworkadministratortoexplaineverylittlenuanceofeverythingIdoeachtimeyouhappentostrollintomyofficeisnotonlyawasteoftimebutalsoawasteofpreciousoxygen.IwashiredbecauseIknowhowtoworkputersystemsandyouwereapparentlyhiredtoprovideamusementtomyselfandotheremployeeswhowatchyouvainlyattempttounderstandtheconceptofcutandpasteforthehundredthtime. Youwillneverunderstandputers.Somethingasincrediblysimpleasbinarystillgivesyoutoomanyoptions.YouwillalsoneverunderstandwhypeoplehateyoubutIamgoingtotryandexplainittoyoueventhoughIamsurethiswillbejustaseffectiveastellingyouwhatanIPaddressis.YourshinynewiMachasmorepersonalitythanyoueverwill.copyrightdedecms Youwalkaroundthebuildingalldayshiftlesslylookingforfaultinothers.Youhaveasharpdresseduselesslookaboutyouthatmayhaveworkedforyourinterviewbutnowthatyouactuallyhaveresponsibilityyoupawnitoffonoverworkedstaffhopingtheirtalentwillcoverforyourglaringineptitude.Inaworldofmanagerialevolutionyouaretheblue-greenalgaethateveryoneelseeatsandlaughsat.ManagerslikeyouareasadproofoftheDilbertprinciple. SincethissituationisunlikelytochangewithoutyougettingafullfrontallobotomyreversalIamforcedtotendermyresignation.HoweverIhaveafewpartingthoughts.
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