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英语幽默小故事2A Sundayschool teacherwas tellingher pupilsthe importanceof makingothers glad.Now,children,said she,has anyoneof youever makesomeone elseglad Please,teacher,said asmall boy,Ive makesomeone gladyesterday.Well done.Who wasthat Mygranny.Good boy.Now tellus howyou madeyour grandmotherglad.Please,teacher,I went to seeher yesterday,and stayedwith herthree hours.Then Isaid to her,Granny,Im goinghome,1and shesaid,Well,Im glad!一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想,在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性现在,孩子们,她说你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?我,老师,一个小男孩说昨天我就使别人高兴过做得好,是谁呢?我奶奶好孩子现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的是这样的,老师我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时然后我跟她说Isquo;奶奶,我要回家了rsquo;她说:Isquo;啊,我很高兴!3Dick wasseven yearsold,and his sister,Catherine,was five.One daytheir mothertook themto their aunts houseto playwhile shewenttothe bigcity tobuy somenew clothes.The childrenplayed for an hour,and thenat halfpast fourtheiraunttook Dickinto thekitchen.She gavehim anice cakeand a knife and said tohim,Now heresaknife,Dick.Cut thiscake inhalf andgive oneof thepieces toyour sister,but rememberto doit likea gentleman.Like agentleman Dickasked.How dogentlemen doit Theyalways givethe biggerpiece tothe otherperson,answered hisaunt atonce.Oh saidDick.He thoughtabout thisforafew seconds.Then hetook thecake tohissisterandsaidtoher,Cut thiscake inhalf,Catherine..迪克年龄七岁,他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁一天,妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩,自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服孩子们玩了个把小时,在四点半的时候,姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子,并对他说喏,迪克,给你刀子,把这块蛋糕一切为二,给你妹妹一块不过,你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样迪克问像一个绅士?绅士怎样做呢?他姨妈马上回答说绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的迪克说了一声噢他对此想了一会,然后,他把蛋糕拿给妹妹,并对她说凯瑟琳,你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧4Stan:I won92goldfish.Fred:Where areyou goingto keepthem Stan:In thebathroom Fred:But whatwill youdo whenyou wantto takea bathStan:Blindfold them!斯丹我赢了92条金鱼弗雷德你想在哪儿养它们?斯丹浴室弗雷德但是你想洗澡时怎么办?斯丹蒙住它们的眼睛!5George knockedon thedoor ofhis friendshouse.When hisfriends motheranswered heasked,can Alberte out to playNo,said themother,its toocold.Well,then,said George,can hisfootball eouttoplay乔冶敲着他朋友家的门当朋友的妈妈来应门时,他问阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗不行,那位妈妈说,天气太冷了噢,那么,乔冶,他的足球可以出来玩吗?话)4Stan:I won92goldfish.Fred:Where areyou goingto keepthem Stan:In thebathroom Fred:But whatwill youdo whenyou wantto takea bathStan:Blindfold them!斯丹我赢了92条金鱼弗雷德你想在哪儿养它们?斯丹浴室弗雷德但是你想洗澡时怎么办?斯丹蒙住它们的眼睛!我喜欢这段,哈。