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J左嚼嚼右嚼嚼J Chew,chew,chew)开心嚼不停)Chewbichewbidui J我是小熊软糖j Im a gummybear j你要咖啡红茶还是我/Coffee,tea,or me/我能做你的甜心宝贝/I canbe yoursugar baby...这件怎么样捐还是卖hearts;hearts;What do you thinkDonate orsell转个圈看看Spin for me.卖hearts;hearts;了一人呢Sell.-Hi!在这里呢Oh!Were in here!我现在要寄售很多衣服I getsuch ahigh sellingconsignment.我爱交易网站I loveThe RealReaL捐的卖hearts;hearts;的烧的都有Alright.Donate,sell,burn.奈何我爰麦迪逊・麦斯威尔的友情绑hearts;架hearts;Gotta lovea MadisonMaxwell mandatory friend activity.我们想做这些事吗不一定Did wewanna do this todayWho knows我们有选择吗当然没有Did we have achoice Absolutelynot.拜托这样对大家都好Oh,come on!This is good forus!我们都快三十岁了I mean,were almost
30.我只希望哪天没人提醒我这件事Would love to gobut oneentire daywithout beingreminded ofthat.我们的穿衣风格应该反映出Our stylesshould startreflecting whichevernew direction人生的新阶段we wantto go in in our lives.而且我新买hearts;hearts;了一堆衣服and hername is Alison,too不止我也曾用过那名字没骗你Ifs not.Tve playedthis gamebefore.Trust me.不那是我的中间名你们可以看我的驾照No,its mymiddle name.I canshow youmy driverslicense.我不想再用原名了I don*t goby myfirst name anymore.为何是为f进这家传销公hearts;司hearts;工作吗Why Wasit because you wantedto workfor thiscult company不因为我原本叫No,because myfirst name is...凯伦Its Karen.全名是凯伦•艾莉森・约翰逊Yeah.Its KarenAlison Johnson,so...好的答为所问我没别的问题了Okay,well thats a fairpivot.No furtherquestions.听着塞莱斯特让我今天代她出席Look,Celeste askedme torepresent herhere today,这是她想要的展位and this is thebooth shewanted,我们还是so were gonna have to想个折中的办法吧figure outa solutionthat worksfor everyone.行完全没问题Absolutely.I totally,totally agree.我们旁边是垃圾桶吗Are weright bythe trash这展区有股味道This areahas...an odor.就像不新鲜的鱼Its like...old fish.不好意思Uh,excuse me!请问托斯卡诺户外餐厅在哪里呢Hi!Uh,do you know whereToscano AlFresco is托斯卡诺户吗就在那里Oh,Toscano AlFresco It*s justright there.哪里Uh,where就是那张桌子Uh,the tableright there.这家餐厅只有一张桌子The restaurantis just a table真在户外就这些吗Outside That*s the whole thing对它是针对那些Yeah.For shopperswho are,非常喜欢you know,craving托斯卡诺户外用餐体验的购物者a Tuscan-inspired outdoordining experience.还能顺带欣赏露露乐蒙的店面With authenticTuscan-inspired viewsof theLululemon厨房hearts;又在哪里I mean,wheres thekitchen最近的厨房hearts;在诺德斯特龙对面Oh,the closestkitchen spaceis on the otherside of the Nordstrom.让我缕缕Wait,trying toprocess.哪位店家会让服务生端着What geniusthought awaiter carryingchicken parm帕尔马干酪鸡肉穿过鞋店大喊“菜来啦”through ashoe departmentwas gonnascream HElevateddining正是在下This genius.这餐厅是你开的You ownthe restaurant.难道这里都是Oh!You ownthewhole...我有三家豪华购物中心I ownthree luxuryshopping centers.离开时记得进行验证And please,dont forgetto validateon yourway out.这里禁止随便停车We reallyscrew peopleon parkinghere.我收回刚才说的话Wow,this,uh,really changesmy presspitch.如果你需要时间重新措辞Well,if you need time to regroup而且想跟我喝杯咖啡and youwanna have a coffeewith me,我们可以坐在那张桌子I knowa prettystupid outdoortable we could sitat.塞莱斯特非杀了我不可God,Celeste isgonna killme!甚至对我很失望Or worse,be verydisappointed.那你得先去那边Okay,youneed to goover thereand demand让艾莉森的公hearts;司hearts;让位some AlisonR-E-S-P-E-C-T.朱尔斯我们该怎么办So,what shouldwe do,Jules塞莱斯特应该会让你来决定I mean,Celeste wouldprobably wantyou to be theone todecide,毕竟她指明要你来负责此事since you are theone thatshe specificallyleft incharge.我可不想再跟艾莉森B争执Im notgoing backover thereto fightwith AlisonB.我们得按塞莱斯特的方法来We aregonna dowhat Celestewould do.律师函警告吗Threaten to get lawyersinvolved不再往下一步No.What she would do after that.力争成为这里的最佳展位Be thebest freakingbooth here.我们有这实力Because we can.我们可是乌姆We*re Wodm.我们要齐心协力来加个油We cando thistogether!Put yourhands in.好好干Be good!一号hearts;歌hearts;单三号hearts;歌hearts;单Sex playlistone,sex playlistthree...十七号hearts;歌hearts;单Sex playlist
17.美不在于外表Beauty is not about whats on you.而是内心Its aboutwhats withinyou.乌姆不仅致力于提供优质产品And thatswhy Woomis notabout products.如我公hearts;司hearts;创始人塞莱斯特噢斯洛所说As ourfounder CelesteOslow says,乌姆要提供帮助its aboutfinding thetools让大家做真实的自己to beyour mostauthentic self.朱尔斯脾气最臭那女的过来了Jules,the oldestliving meangirl iscoming for you.没事交给我Oh,I gotthis.干得不错朱尔斯Wow,Jules.Nice work.你还真把女性顾客吸引住了You reallybrought thegirls tothe yard.乌姆都开始制hearts;作hearts;克隆血清了吗Has Woomstarted makingcloning serum你什么意思Ahem,what areyou talkingabout看你这身打扮Im justsaying...That outfit,那套说辞that pitch简直就是迷你版塞莱斯特・没错Youre like a CelesteMini-Me.-Mm-hmm.我理解我曾经也这样I wouldknow.I usedto be one.我和塞莱斯特完全不同Celeste and I arevery differentpeople.她只是在指导我Shes justmentoring me.有人离开乌姆后找到了真实的自己Take itfrom someonewho leftWoom andfound actualauthenticity.你看这就是最真实的她I mean,look ather.She*s totallyauthentic.伊兹帮我看着展位我去透透气Um,ahem,Iz,watch thebooth.I needsome air.没问题Yeah.Sure.天哪她把你当下属使唤God.She treatsyou likean employee.所幸艾莉森just soglad Alison从来没那样对我・永远不会would neverdo thatto me.-1could never.我知道的・爱你I knowyou couldnt.-Love you.我更爰你-朱尔斯是爰我的I loveyou more.-She lovesme.伊兹你还好吗How areyou really,Iz但愿你已处理好自己的私事Things betteron thepersonal front,I hope.最近我见某人发了新欢的动态I thinka sawa funnew boyfriendpost recently.现在我觉得他可能For now.I...I think he mightbe...想和我分手吧trying tobreak upwith me.你不能再让人贬低自己了You needto stopgetting treated like lessthan.没错感觉他毫不把你放心上Yeah.It does not soundlike hevalues you at all.就像你的新老板那样Not unlike your currentemployers.再见艾莉森不好意思伊兹Bye,Alison.I meanIzzy.Sorry.抱歉-但挺适合你的Sorry.-Sounds goodonyouthough.感兴趣吗・我该看看吗Curious-Um,should Ibe看看也无妨I thinkso.这是立体转装置艺术品It*sapop-up installation由某冥想应用软件和CAMLA联合推出created bya meditation app andCAMLA.卡玛拉•哈里斯Kamala...Harris那位副总统吗The vicepresident她平常应该会做冥想I guessshe seems like shemeditates.她的确做冥想不过CAM LA是指Yeah,she does,actually,but CAMLA asin洛杉矶现代艺术博物馆the ContemporaryArt Museumof LosAngeles.我在那里上班Yeah,I workat thatCAMLA.我也去过那里既现代I...Ive beenthere.Um,its verycontemporary,又满充艺术气息-没错and fullof art.-Yeah.宣传册要到体验后才发放Oh,uh,the brochureis forafter.好吧这到底是什么Okay.And whatis thisexactly不好说因人而异Its,uh,its differentfor everybody.试试吧Try it.我在里边仿佛见到了神明I feellike I just hada...religious experience!不是是精神感应还是视觉感受Spiritual,virtual我更愿把它当作心灵“毒品”I like to thinkof itas adrug trip,but withoutthe drugs.数字投影全覆盖It-its alldone withdigital projection.我能给你详细解释Here.I couldbreak itdown foryou,但看你正兴奋我可不想让你扫兴but youreon ahigh,and I dont wannaruin it.没有的事我其实是个科技迷Oh,no,no,no!Not at all!L..Im atech nerdat heart.我很喜欢设计网页I cameup inweb design.我的脑子里始终都在Seriously,I feellike Icreate worldsin myhead构想新世界但能去动手实现all thetime.Its actually kind of a problem.但现在梦想成真了But,this is,uh,real!没错Yeah.我真心觉得你应该I have a feelingthat you should...深入研究一下you shouldexplore this.这是我的名片对了我们博物馆This ismy card.Listen,the museum长hearts;期hearts;招募沉浸式体验设计人才is alwayslooking toexpand ourimmersive designteam.我可能要再进去一次-的确I feellike I needto goin again.-Oh,yes.You should.好的Okay!你居然整天都在计划我们的性福之夜Youve beenplanning oursex nightall daylong.比起兴奋我都有点害怕了Im gettingmore scaredthan excited.我们都看了三个月的《海洋奇缘》Okay,wehavewatched Moanafor thepast threeweekends ina row.总得办点正事We needthis.我做了份性愿清单So,I madeus a little sexto-do list.你应该会说沃顿让我更较真了I guessyou couldsay Whartonmade mea littlemore Type-A.你跟麦迪逊相处久了You spendtoo muchtime withMadison.看看吧And that.还不错Hm...Okay.七号hearts;是为我准备的Number sevensfor me专门为你准备的Number sevensforyou.能想到我就行很好Okay!Tm inonthelist.Good work.四号hearts;找到你了Okay,number four.I see you.想让我温柔点吗Trying totenderize me这挺贵吧手感不错This feelsexpensive.I like that.那是什么・你怎么Whoa!Whats that-Wha...Oh,whoa!布鲁诺你hearts;爸hearts;呢Bruno,wh...wheres Daddy他说要赶去上班He saidhe hadto goto workright now,他很生气and hewas reallymad.他不赶快回来Not asmad asMommys妈妈会比他还生气gonna beif he doesnt come back soon,right我想看《海洋奇缘》I wannawatch Moana!我不能再穿塞莱斯特的衣服了I cantkeep Celestesclothes.我要全放到交易网卖hearts;hearts;掉Theyre going to TheRealReal andgetting sold,还可以用卖hearts;hearts;的钱去.・・and we can usethe moneyto...解决世界饥饿问题或是买hearts;hearts;个超级游艇cure worldhunger orbuy asuperyacht orsomething.买hearts;hearts;游艇可以Oh!I votefor superyacht.等等芬德人呢Wait,wheres Fender他去陪朋友了Hes withhis friend!抱歉进门时有点激动Im sorryfor thedramatic entrance,今天实在太糟糕了but todaywas justawful.有趣的是我碰到了艾莉森B Andalso amazing.I raninto AlisonB...她说我当翻版塞莱斯特太悲哀了who basicallytold meImasad Celesteknockoff.但她的确点醒了我But,it wasactuallykindof thewakeup callI needed.然后我结识到一位超级时髦的女艺术家And then,I metthis ridiculouslychic artwoman让我意识到自己内心深处who showedme mymaybe dreamjob掩藏已久的渴望与梦想that I didnt reallyknow untilexisted today!我太激动了Im soamped!还真是Wow,youareamped!开心死了-我也是Im amped.-Well,Im amped,too.我见到了高富帅-什么I meta handsomebillionaire.-What我都不知怎么形容了你看Yeah,I couldntget aword in!Look!麦迪逊・・・-怎么他不帅吗Madison...-Wait,you dontthinkhe*s hot他就像是科林的双胞胎兄弟Wow.He looks like Colinstwin brother.什么哪有What No,hedoesnt!有吗可能是堂兄弟吧Does heCousin,maybe.想想你今早还说要给新衣服腾地方What yousaid thismorning aboutmaking space for what comes next那两件桃色西装外套有何区别吗You cantjust replacepeach blazerswith peach blazers,你不能拿亿万富翁版科林来and you cant replacemillionaire Colin代替百万富翁版科林with billionaireColin
2.0我也不能穿着塞莱斯特的旧衣服走来走去any more than I can walkaround inCelestes hand-me-downs而忘记自己真正想要的instead offiguring outwhat Ireally want.你今天是爆发了吗Did you,like,actualize today可能还真是Actually,I might have!去换衣服别穿西装外套Get dressed.No blazer.等等我们要干嘛Wait,whats happening我要给芬德发信息Im textingFender.你那位朋友单身吗Is your friend in town single如果是来张照片If yes,send pic.你认真的吗Oh,youcanrt beserious.忘掉科林和塞莱斯特No moreColin andCeleste.抛下过去的自己Old usis goinginatrash bag,给全新的我们留点空间and weare makingspaceforsomething new.我们要去四人约会Were going onadouble date!你在会场经历了什么What happenedin thatroom你们好我们来啦没骗你吧Hello!Hi!Were here.Were doingit.那要开始了吗Oh,its allhappening麦迪逊你还记得芬德吧Uh,Madison,you rememberFender.芬德如假包换朱尔斯我熟人Fender,present.Jules,accounted for.麦迪逊这是麦克斯麦克斯这是麦迪逊And Madison,this isMax.Max,Madison.麦迪逊麦克斯Madison,Max.都介绍完了我们要不回家Well,now thatthats allcleared up,shall wehead home我觉得可以没准会更好玩Eh,I-I thinkwe shoulddo it.I think itll befun.走吧我们去找张桌子That,and I just boughta得腾点位置出来bunch ofnew shitIneedto makeroom for.麦迪逊你不是有件桃色小西装吗Madison,youre replacinga peachblazer怎么又买hearts;hearts;一件with apeachblazer这是哈密瓜色This iscantaloupe.嗨Hi.想我啦我才刚从你车上下来呢You missme alreadyI wasin yourcar,like,four secondsago.倒也不是说我不想你正好相反Not thatI dontalready missyou becauseIdo,obviously.当然想你但我刚发现Of course,I missyou,but I just realized你把充电器落在我车上了that youleft yourcharger inmy car.用给你吗-没事不用Do youneed it-Um,no.Thats okay.之后再拿也行I canget itlater.而且我还穿着你的帽衫我们可以Plus,I stillhave yourhoodie,so maybewecan...做个交换doatrade.我的运动衫都在你那里了You are in possessionof everysweatshirt thatI own!清理旧衣的时候可别把这件丢了You betternot givethat oneaway inyour clothespurge.伊兹是你吗■对马上来lz,is that you-Uh,yeah!Coming!你快去吧I shouldlet yougo.这件衣服我就穿过一次Fve onlyworn thisonce.你穿上后被熊袭击了吗Were youattacked bya bear我得处理掉那些性感的外出行头Im gettingrid ofsome ofmy sexierGoing outClothes.Let*s doit.Well,uh,get usa table.来吧Come on.怎么样-行啦他很帅So...-Alright,fine.Hes veryhot.帅到我都不嫌弃So hotthat Imgonna forgive他是个不富有的单身汉the factthat he*s anunmarried non-billionaire.还继续参加吗So,were doingthis当然Were doubledating.话说我有点担心伊兹Oh,um,I ama littleworried aboutIzzy.我给她发短hearts;信hearts;但她没回I textedher,but shedidnt textmeback.她没事她今天都焦虑过了Shell beokay.She alreadyspiraled today.而且还是两次The doublespiral is very rare.利亚姆我知道你为何让我来你家过夜Liam I know whyyoure wantingme tosleep overtonight!宝贝・利亚姆Babe-Liam我马上山来Ill beout ina minute!是出来跟我提分手Yeah,out tobreak upwith me.是你在说话吗我正抹沙克发膜Are youtalking Ifm mid-Saaqq hair mask,而且快进我眼睛了稍等and itsgetting inmy eyes.Hang on.我这不是在等你吗Like I havent alreadybeen hangingon.我都准备好接受现实了Im hangingon bya threadin thisrelationship!水声太大了我没听见I canthear youwith thewater on.我不想被人看不起Im sickof beingtreatedlikeIm lessthan.伊兹等等我先把这玩意给洗掉Iz,come on,I gottaget thisshit offme.你刚说什么Whats thisall about我知道大熊湖的事你在骗我I know thatyoulied aboutBig Bear因为你不想带我去becauseyou dont wantme tocome.你有看我笔记本电脑吗Uh,do yousee mylaptop什么What我给咱俩预定了同一条街上的小木屋I bookedus ourown cabinright downthe street,这样房hearts;间足够还能和大伙一起so thatwe couldhave moreroom,but stillbe rightby everybody.好吧那你…Um,okay.You can...先把发膜洗掉吧-好finish rinsingout yourhairmask.-Thanks...我们当时在伊斯坦布尔演出So,were inIstanbul fora show,然后麦克斯都嗨过头了and Maxis superfucking high.我哪有I wasnrt that high.我相信他说的I feellikeyouwere probablythathigh.我们坐了大概二十分钟的网约车Okay,we*reinan Uberfor about20minutes.某处要减速转弯时We slowdown intoa turn.这家伙跳车了This guyjumps out of themoving vehicle...什么你跳车干嘛What!Why wouldyou jump out ofa movingcar我正想跟你们说This iswhat Imtelling you guys.我是游走世界的神秘人土我是…Im aninternational manof mystery.Tm...詹姆斯•邦德James Bond.他太嗨了He wasso high,就忘记我们还在网约车上慌得要死he forgotwhy we were in the Uber,panicked,以为我们被绑hearts;架hearts;了and thoughtwe hadbeen kidnapped.我们是在这里再喝一轮Uh,well,wecouldhave anotherround here,还是去我家继续喝or wecould goback tomy placeand havea drink.面对追求者的盛情邀请In afascinating display,Jules andMadison朱尔斯和麦迪逊很为难have beenput onthe spotby theirmale suitors.她们没法私下商量They haveno opportunityto sidebar,但她们彼此心意相通一个眼神but becauseof theirinherent fluencywith eachothers feelings,就能领会对方的心思these twofriends can communicate wordlessly.今天这堂语言学课堂我将为大家For todayslinguistics lesson,I willbe presenting逐句解析女性历史上最古老a step-by-step translationto oneof herstory^oldest最复杂的语言and mostcomplex languages:美式好友眼神交流Best FriendEye ContactAmerican English.母语人士可以通过微妙的眼神Native speakerscancommunicatelong,来传达长而复杂的信息complicated messagesusing subtleglances,而不易被男性视角察觉imperceptible tothe maleeye.麦迪逊觉得麦克斯超级性感Madison thinksthat Maxis superhot.好吧她很想找机会Okay,well,shewouldabsolutely love扑到他身上但…to jumphis bonesat somepoint,but...今晚不行tonight isnot the night.看这坚决的眼神Oh.And thissteely gazeright heremeans她要说要紧事了that whatshe isabout tosay isvery important.她很喜欢芬德She findsFender attractive她想知道接下来会如何and wouldliketosee wherethings cango.快看But,there itis.头倾斜了20度The20-degree headtilt.朱尔斯实际更愿意Jules wouldactually prefer陪麦辿逊度过今晚a one-on-one bestiehang withjust Madison最后的时光for therest ofthenight.卡住了这…This isstuck.It rs...有人能…算了我自己来吧No oners gonna...Its fine,Tm just gonna-两位决定好了吗So,what*s theverdict我们觉得…•今晚先到这里吧I thinkweregonna...-Call ita night.离开前我得先去下厕所I justhave torun tothe ladiesroom beforewe go.或许我可以跟你一起去Maybe Illcome,too,in casewe...做点什么make outa little好可以Yeah.Yeah.好的Okay.他们两个真是太疯狂了Wow,justacouple ofwild andcrazy kids,those two.我也觉得完全失控了I know.Completely out of control.我虽不去你家Just becauseFm notcoming over,但不是说我今天不尽兴doesnt meanIdidnthaveagreat time.你不用解释•我知道You donthave toexplain.-1know,但我今晚真的很开心but Ijust didhaveatime thatwas great.改天我再去你家但现在不行And Iwould wannacome overatatime thatsnot now.我刚失恋而且我…Ijustgot outofathing,and I...习惯慢慢来I tendto moveslow.慢速行驶的汽车最好跳Slow-moving carsare theeasiest tojumpoutof.我不会跳车的Im notjumping out.好的Good.先别出来Please don*tcome out.怎么了Uh,what*s goingon我太丢脸了Um,Im reallyhumiliated,无法面对你・不是吧and I-I cantface you.-Are youserious真的-但里面蒸汽腾腾的Yes.-It*sverysteamy inhere.你真想把我囚禁在自家浴室里吗Are yougoingtokeep mehostage inmy ownbathroom你真想和我在一起吗Do youeven wanttobewith me这算哪门子问题What kindof questionis that伊兹我从没想过和你分手Iz,Ive neverthought aboutbreaking upwith you,但你却一直追问我and youask meall thetime.你真想分手吗Is thatwhat youwant伊兹拜托让我出来跟你好好谈谈Iz,please.Let meout so wecantalk aboutthis.白看着你Im afraidif I havetoface you,就不敢开口了Im notgonna beable to get thewords out.你想说什么Get whatwords out跟你在一起时我感到…When Imwith you,I feel...很不适■伊兹你别吓我sick.-You*re freakingmeouthere,Iz.好吧你知道大家总说恋爱的人Okay,youknowhow peopledescribe beingin love心里会小鹿乱撞吧as likehaving butterfliesWell,而我没有小鹿只有I donthave butterflies.I have,like,蝙蝠bats.我怕把事情搞砸然后就会恐慌And I feel terrifiedof messingthings upand panicked.很在意别人的看法So panickedaboutwhatpeople arethinking,就觉得and just,like,我完全配不上你completely unworthyof beingwith you.其实我最近经常有这种感觉And actually,Im feelinglikethatabout a lot ofthings lately.但我觉得…好吧…But,I dontfeel...I mean,its…我该怎么做How doI fixthat我觉得・・・I dontthinkit...这事不该让你来操心I dontthink itsyours tofix.那你是真要跟我分手吗So,youdowanna breakup then对Yeah.J你是否曾心安过J Do you everfeel safe...对不起Im reallysorry.伊兹Izzy!j你是否曾清醒过)Doyouever getsane j你是否浪费时间J Doyou stillspend all your timej空等外面的世界J Waitingfor theworld outsideJ发生改变)To changeJ尽管你驻足已久J Although,you juststand stillj看着我们的好友」A hardlesson inacceptance/那只三声夜莺)Taught byourfriendJ顿时明白J TheWhippoorwill谢谢你今晚邀请我过来Im soglad youmade mecome tonight.也谢谢你让我知道干邑和巧克力碎冰激淋Well,Im gladto confirmthat cognacand JavaChip icecream就像是帅气摇滚明星与欢爱的炫酷结合may bea combinationto rivalsex withcool rockstars.听他们讲述自己The boystelling theirstories周游各地去冒险的事不禁让我考虑about travelingand adventuresgot methinking.去希腊玩■神秘莫测的希腊About Greece.-Ah,yes,the elusiveGreece.我们真不应该光说不做Look,I thinkwe shouldstop talkingabout itand reallyplan it.我知道我们都要忙工作Look,Iknowwere bothfocused onwork,说到谁值得让我们拔冗相伴but iftheres anyoneworth makingspace inour schedulesfor...那就是你我彼此Its meand you.我把旧衣物卖hearts;hearts;掉后买hearts;hearts;了点好东西I turnedin allour oldstuff andbought useach atreat.司康饼吗Scones不是No.去希腊穿的裙子Dresses forGreece.这感觉对了This feelsright.确实Yeah,it does.我本想说“长裙万岁但我怕惹你不开心I wasgonna sayTo themaxi,But Iknew youdget mad.好了能别转了吗Okay,can westop spinningnow谢谢我太激动了Thank you.Im soexcited.来比赛吧Dress fight!J凌晨四点找你J Foundyouat4inthemorning J看你满脸自信J Confidencesoaring/以为你已放下』Thought youmoved ontoa newthing J让它随风而去』You keepit revolving/赤hearts;裸hearts;的我太美』I lookso gooddressed innothing J你也为我倾倒)You endedup fallingJ我无需你庇护J Inever neededyour shelterJ你无需提醒我J Imgood withno warning/我的爱如华城2My lovelikeacity j整晚灯火通明)All night,everywhere J你很舍不得我J Youlove beingwith meJ你总会想起我J Younever forgetj不眠不休)24/7in Heaven)无可比拟)But nothingcompares)以为你已放下』Thought youdget overthe feeling,j可你仍在留恋J butyou justkeep spinningover there J无时无刻J Spinning over thereJ不在思念J Spinningover therej你的心里J Causeyou justkeep j仍在牵挂J Spinningover thereJ日思夜想J Spinningover therej无休无眠」SpinningoverthereJ无休无眠J Causeyou justkeep j你定是在心痛』You must be feelingthe painj你定是在担心j Youmustbewondering...有利维和布鲁诺在我能去的夜店With Livand Brunothese days,the onlyclubs inmy life只有米奇妙妙屋-是吗are theMickey Mousevariety.-Hm,你对此有何感想and howdoes thatmake youfeel你别用心理医生的语气问我Like Ihate that therapist voice.行吧你的衣服呢朱尔斯Alright,what aboutyou,Jules好的.・・Okay...天哪Damn.这是你全部的衣服吗Are yougonna have anything left塞莱斯特塞给我一堆设计师品牌Celeste gavemeatrunkful ofdesigner stuffthats,可能比我的车还值钱uh,probably worthmorethanmy actualcar.那你是要Wow,so yourejustgonnaget扔掉所有的衣服再换成她的吗rid ofallyourclothes andreplace itwith hers她的衣服比我的好多了I mean,her stuffis muchnicer thanmine.而且她现正忙离婚的事And withall herdivorce dramagoingon,我得替她一段时间I haveto stepin forher fora while,不过鞋子我穿不下她脚太小了but notinhershoes.Her feetare insanelysmall.说到鞋子Okay,speaking ofshoes,你们觉得这双捐还是卖hearts;hearts;donate orsell Whatdoyou guys think我觉得该给麦迪逊装个安珀警报Mm,I thinkyoushouldput anAmber alertout onMadison感觉你是在绑hearts;架hearts;她because itlookslikeyou*re kidnappingher.我肯定不会扔掉这件帽衫的Ijust...I definitelywill notgive awaythis hoodie.放心Don*t worry.如果下周跟你大学同学去大熊湖Besides,fll needit,um,if werestill goingto BigBear没准我还要穿呢next weekendwith yourcollege friends.我记得你说过但是我不确定…You mentionedit,um,but Iwasnt sureif you...你有没有改变主意changed yourmind orwhatever.没错可惜我那哥们瑞安特别蠢Oh yeah.Shit.My friendRyans kindof anidiot,他订错民宿了and hebooked the wrong AirBnB,要是大家so nowthere mightnot be都带对象来可能住不下enough roomfor everybodyto bringtheir plusones.好吧没事Got it.Uh,totally.Um,我就料到会有出点事yeah,I...Ijust...I figuredsomething wasup.没事Nothings up.只是聚会可能得延期了We justmighthaveto raincheck meetingeveryone.应该可以吧-当然It*sno big deal,right-No,of course.去大熊湖也不是什么大事Of course,nobigdeal.No BigBear.没关系的No biganything.先挂啦Okay,bye.该来的还是来了Ifs finallyhappening.利亚姆要跟我分手了Liam isbreaking upwith me.不是吧■怎么了Oh shit.-Whats goingon几周前他提到每年都会和大学同学So,a fewweeks ago,he mentionedthis BigBear tripthat him去趟大熊湖and allhis collegefriends还会带上各自的对象take with their significantothers everyyear.可就在刚才And then,just now,他表现得特别奇怪he gotreally weirdabout it,and hers claiming跟我说房hearts;间不够没法带我去theres notenough spaceformeto gowith.怎么会不够呢Well,why wouldntthere beenough space因为他朋友订错了民宿他说的Because hisfriend Bookedthe wrongAirBnB/Allegedly.你强调了很多事Okay,youre doingalotof但都不一定是那样air quoteson thingsthat maynot needair quotes.万一他没骗你呢What ifthats justreally whathappened不可能好吗相信我我有预感Its not,okay Justtrust me.I canfeel it.我们相恋后我就知道Ive justknown thatsince wevebeen together,这事总会发生的this wasgonna happen,right大家都觉得我配不上他Cause,like,everyone cansee thathes wayoutofmy league,时间久了他也会意识到这一点and itwas onlya matterof timebefore herealized it,too,他会觉得我很丢人而且…and thathes ashamedof me,and that-伊兹深呼吸先别激动Izzy,please takea breath.Youre startingto spiral.我们得赶紧离开Come on!We havetogonow!天哪-不是吧Oh mygod.-Holy shit!Oh mygod.上车上车Van!Van!不不不No,no,no.不不不No,no,no,no!你怎么朝它开啊停停停Why areyou drivingtowards itNo,no,no!这是你的焦虑旋风得靠近点Its youranxiety spiral!We havetogetcloser,才能看出究竟是怎么回事sowecan studyit,figure outwhat thisis reallyabout.你快要失控了Youre spinningoutofcontrol!他恐怕不爰我了Ifeellike hedoesnt loveme!伊兹你冷静点Izzy,you havetogeta grip.那应该是四级焦虑旋风It lookslike wehave anF-4level anxietyspiral不安风速超每小时两百英里with insecuritywinds clockingat200miles perhour!有时他给我发大笑文字Sometimes whenhe textsme Lol/我知道他不是真的在笑Icantell hers notreally loling!伊兹担心利亚姆觉得她丢人Does thereseem tobe anytruth toIzzys fear这有何事实依据吗that Liamdoesnotthink sheisgoodenough forhim没有相应证据Theres noevidence herefor that.利亚姆的朋友好像It soundslike Liamsfriend确实订错了民宿really didjust bookthewrongAirBnB.你看伊兹没事的See,Iz Everythingis fine.天哪他给我发短hearts;信hearts;了Oh mygod,he textedme.他想让我去他家过夜He wantsmetosleep over.可他会不会只是想跟我“谈谈”呢But whatif itsbecause heWants totalk她又失控了-别比引号hearts;手势了We cannotdothisagain!-Enough withthe airquotes!既然伊兹平静下来了Okay,nowthatIzzy iscalm,我就不强留你们了mandatoryfriendtime isover.我还得工作Ihavea workthing.要找那位莲花龙贝贝吗Ooh,the lovelyLotus DragonBebe我还有其他客户朱尔斯Ihaveother clients;Jules.好吧也许没有Okay,well maybeI dont,但很快就会有的but thiscould possiblybeone.有个叫托斯卡诺的户外餐厅Uh,its thisrestaurant calledToscano AlFresco.他们要做开业宣传They needhelp withtheir opening.不过这件我想先留着Okay,I amsaving thislittle numberfrom thepile再潇洒一次for onelast hoorah.布鲁诺这周末去找他爸我就敢穿了Brunos withhis dadthis weekend,so itson.恭喜你又能欢爱了Maze!tov onthe upcomingsex.没错-伊兹Yeah.-Ooh,Izzy,我们也应该走了我们要代表乌姆we shouldget going,too.We areWoom ambassadors参加洛杉矶女性健康峰会at theLA Women*s WellnessSummit.什么・健康峰会The what-The WellnessSummit算是我们行业的超级碗is basicallythe SuperBowl ofour industry,今年由朱尔斯全权负责and thisyear,Jules isrunning thewhole thing.她就是我们的四分卫冲啊朱尔斯Shes ourquarterback.Go Jules!事后要一起吃晚饭吗Should weget dinnerafter虽然没了韦斯但我还有芬德Now thatWes andI areover,I textedFender.好吧我从一开始Okay,I personallyhave always就支持你选那个性感吉他男rooted forhot guitarguy fromthe beginning.我们难得能出门约会Well,wewerefinally supposedto hangout,但他有朋友来but hisfriend isintown,可能会泡汤到时再告诉你们so maybenot.Til keepyou posted.好明白去吧•拜Okay,get.Come on.-Bye!真不错Fancy!免费化妆品・真棒Free makeup-Wow,stunning.靠姜黄根粉发家都做成知名保健公hearts;司hearts;Didnt knowyou couldhaveanentire wellnesscompany但我承认他们的品牌宣传得很棒built aroundturmeric,but Iwill saytheir brandingis gorgeous.姜黄是我第六喜欢的香料Turmeric ismy sixthfavorite spice,此外还有时尚恐怖片运动婴儿以及生姜after Posh,Scary,Sporty,Baby,and Ginger.有人占了我们的地盘态度极其恶劣Uh,someone isinourspot,andIdont liketheir vibe.艾莉森•我们可真有缘女士们Alison...-Good toseeyouagain,ladies.糟糕Oh shit.真没想到能碰上你们So crazyrunning intoyouguys.没错而且还是在Agreed.So crazyrunning intoyou本该属于我们的展位附近atthebooth thatwas technicallyassigned tous.等等你们认识Wait,youguysknow her对这是我们的前同事艾莉森B Yes.This isour formercolleague AlisonB,她后来离开公hearts;司hearts;创办T一个who leftto starther ownextremely similar跟乌姆类似的生活品牌to Woomlifestyle brand.这位是…And thisis...我的品牌总监艾莉森J Mybrand director,Alison J.我的联合创始人艾莉森S Myco-founder AlisonS hasan正为我们的B轮融hearts;资hearts;召开投资者会议investor meetingfor ourseries Bfunding,so...我分不清谁是谁了Okay,thats somany letters.谢谢没事Thank you!Hi.看来你们是搞错了Um,seemslikeyou hadalittlemix-up这里的展位withthebooth locationshere.是我们的Um,thisisour space.我们很想给你们腾出地方只可惜Would absolutelylovetoaccommodate youthere but,unfortunately,这里是唯一能放下我们招牌的地方this boothis theonly onewithin reachoftheoutlet forour sign.你们为何不用延长线呢Almost asif extensioncords wereinvented forthis veryreason.延长电线不符合艾*莉*森的设计美学Extension cordsdont fitinto theAL*S*N unlimiteddesign aesthetic.抱歉打断一下Okay,wait,sorry.你叫艾莉森你品牌名叫艾莉森Your nameisAlison,your brandnameisAlison,她也叫艾莉森。