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)好啦好啦J Ooh,ooh,alright,alright j来吧来吧都给我醒醒J Comeon,come on,everybody wakeup『行吧行吧)Ooh,ooh,alright,alright...我终于找到份工作还对其充满渴望I finallygo for a joband getprofessionally ghosted.响啊破烂玩意Ring,asshole!来个录用通知吧Ring forme with this newjob!『行吧行吧/Alright,alright...叮铃铃Ring-a-ling!抱歉没忍hearts;住Sorry,had to.很高兴我的烦心事能带给你快乐Well,Im thrilledmy emotionalturmoil isfunny to you.好不容易决定要追我愚蠢的梦I finallydecided tofollow mydumb dreams.好歹给点支持吧The leastyou coulddo isbe supportive.当然支持I am!所以我才来接走女士们Thats whyIm hereto pickup theladies.她们不用再陪着你了Their timewith youhas come to anend.你说谁The whowhat now很荣幸见到您部长Good to see you,Madam Secretary.部长Madame Secretary防御机制部部长Secretary ofDefense Mechanisms.她们团队全天候This teamhere hasbeen providingyou为你提供情感保护I have to get to mytravel gurumeeting.我不是说…I didntmean it was...虽然我不喜欢双关I dontsubscribe to the punaesthetic,但你这牌子做得不错but I...I doappreciate yoursign.我你挑的厨师也不错I appreciateyour chefselection.我们聊上了Were textingalready.朱尔斯还没来-对Jules stillisnt hereyet-No.她连送别宴都不来了No,shes bailingon herown goodbye lunch,这也太自大了which ishonestly a very memove.我想放点大招挽回利亚姆Okay,so Implanning agrand gestureto tryand win Liam back.想听听你们的意见Heres thechoices.Ready一来场三人行A/*Float theidea of a threesome.二给他做最喜欢的甜点B,Make himhis favoritedessert.第三个送他凯莉•克莱森的专辑Or CJSend hima Cameoby KellyClarkson.好难选哦Mm,this isso hard貌似都不是什么好主意because theyreall equallyso bad.第三个主意其实还好I donthate theClarkson one.好的Okay.时间已到我得走了Well,the timehas come.Tm off.终于能让自己六根清净了Ready for the worldto shutthe fuckup.这是在作甚Whats theoccasion给朱尔斯的送别宴Oh,Jules*goodbyelunch.看来还是得找个靠谱的人Well,therell besome bigshoes tofill aroundhere.费用自理Im notpaying for that!你想去争取这份工作吗So,are yougonna goout for the job当她的左膀右臂Campaign to be thenext right hand塞莱斯特只选她看重的人Celeste isgonna pickwho Celestewants,她定不会如我所愿and I have tostop trying to forceher注意到我的存在to noticeme theway that I wanther to.而且我要把心思都放在Plus,I need to focus all myenergy一直关注我的利亚姆身上on theone personwho*s noticedme all along.Liam.天哪Oh mygod.I...我还有他家钥匙I still have hiskey.你觉得他家楼里What do you thinkhis buildingspolicy is能用飞鸽传书吗on releasingdoves inside塞莱斯特走了吗Did Celesteleave yet我得告诉她我不走了I have to tellher that I un-quit.这就跟分手一样Thats liketrying tounhookup withsomeone.我试过没用的It can*t reallybe done.Tve triedit.她走了还把手hearts;机hearts;关了Shes gone,Jules.Turned herphone off,too.走了这怎么行Gone Shecant begone!天哪我在想什么真不该心急我得God,what amI thinkingI can*t bea go-getter.I haveto...赶紧去追她to goget her!跑起来小贱hearts;人hearts;Run,you flakybitch!埃莉诺你还是老样子Eleanor,you lookexactly the same.一点都没变You havenot changedat all.我买hearts;hearts;「对新耳环Well,I boughtsome newearrings.也没买hearts;hearts;别的都是翡翠耳环Thats prettymuch it.Theyre jade.很漂亮Theyre beautiful.找我有事吗So,whats up我想请你帮忙Im reallyhoping youcan helpme.我非常想去希腊I amdesperate to getto跟好朋友共同庆祝三十岁生日Greece with my bestfriend forour30th birthdays.希腊是个梦幻国度Oh,Greece ismagical.我在那里有过两年的露水姻缘I had a one-night stand there thatlasted twoyears.她叫索莱达Her namewas Soledad.现在机票都订满了Yeah,so allthe flightsare soldout,但我知道你总会有办法的but Iknew you always hadways ofgetting peopleplaces.你可以找内部人员You know,like littleinside track,让我走走后门通融通融little back-door emergency-type situations.希腊真没辙去莫斯科怎么样I cantdo Greece.How aboutMoscow有人为他的两只科摩多巨蜥包了架飞机Guy chartereda planefor histwo Komododragons.它们会关在笼子里应该是Theyll bein cages!At least,I thinkso.我就去希腊说什么都要去It hasto beGreece.It hasto be.真没戏你可以去其它地方No,it doesnt.You cango anywhereyou want.不行No,I cant.我想起来了Now,1remember you.你真是个老顽固Youre theone whohasnt changed.行程可以灵活点You need to letgo of your itinerary,去别的地方吧go somewhereelse.我不理解I dont understand.不管去什么地方I mean,you haveto makethings happen.你得事先计划好不然哪里都去不成You haveto have a planor elseyoure nevergonna getanywhere.反正最后我们都会在某个地方会合We allwind upgoing to thesameplace at the endanyway.天堂吗Dead佛罗里达Florida!我爸爸是移hearts;民hearts;My dadwas animmigrant.他开了很多酒吧He owneda bunch of liquorstores,直到最后都还是个and thenfrom there,he ended up酒吧老板-你们彼此亲近吗opening thebar.-Wow.So,were youtwo close不他有点混hearts;蛋hearts;No.He was a bitof adick.别把“混hearts;蛋hearts/写上去我妈会骂死我的Uh,maybe dontwrite DickThough.My momwill giveme shit.抱歉“骂死我也别写了吧Fuck.Can younot writeShit Either你呢斯特拉这一路还顺利吗What about you,Stella Did you comeup throughhospitality并不顺利Uh,no,actually.我之前在做金融管理所以…I wasin corporatefinance beforethis,so...你干了多久How longdid you do that两天说是三天也行Twoish...days I mean,you know,three;算上入职报到那天的话if youcount theone whereyou fillout allthe paperwork.我觉得金融业不适合我I just decided itwasnt the right fit.我去沃顿上学前You know,which issomething还对这行业充满期待I thoughtI wantedwhen I was atWharton.你是哪年毕业的Uh,what yeardid yougraduate there严格来说还要一年才毕业Well,you know,I technicallystill havea yearleft.但是…我还在考虑But,um...just tryingto figureout要不要继续读完所以…if Tm gonna finishit yet,so...明白I see.在上学之前呢And beforebusiness school挺不稳定的Uh,little bitofa lot.我不是很安分的人Yeah.You know,I waskind ofhopping,隔段时间就会跳槽um,hopping fromone thing to anotherfor awhile.我本不想那样但是…Not that I dothat,but...既然你来到这里Well,now that youve landedhere,你觉得这次能坚持下去吗do youthink thisnew venturewill bethe thingyou stickwith当然肯定能Oh yeah.No,definitely.是的Yes.当然能Definitely;I mean...我们会全力以赴Were in it.好吧Okay.这肯定会很浪漫This isgonna beso romantic...没人顶得住No onecan resist.是的我也爰你Yes,I dolove you,too.Okay.对不起但这不行Im sorry,but no.我不想跟你看《贵妇的真实生活》I refuseto watchReal Housewiveswith you.你怎么这么固执呢God,you areso stubborn!有别的女孩Hes with a girl天哪等等等等出了点事God,hold on,hold on.Something*s goingon.不不不…No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no...凯莉我稍后打给你Uh,Kelly,I gotta call youback.原来是你表妹凯莉Oh mygod,your cousinKelly.代我向她问好Tell herI saidhi.塞莱斯特塞莱斯特Celeste Celeste!飞往马尔代夫经停新加坡的Flight PF210to SingaporePF210航hearts;班hearts;现在开始登机continuing to the Maldivesis nowboarding.塞莱斯特等等Celeste,wait!你怎么在这里What-what are you doinghere你都付出了这么多努力别这样Youve madeso muchprogress.Don rtdo this.别放弃-我没办法Don*tun-quit.-1haveto.这跟愿景板是两码事好吗这是我的生活This isntsome stupidvision board,okay This is mylife.确实这就是你的生活Exactly.This isyour life.放轻松冷静点别让步So,dont panicand settle.Dont movebackwards.我不知能否继续这样生活我不是麦迪逊I dontknow if I canlive likethis.Im notMadison.你不必成为麦迪逊也不必成为我You don*t haveto beMadison,but youcant beme either.我就是原来的你你得向前看Im theold you.You haveto keepmoving forward.你得让我走You haveto letme go,please./你我携手J Yourhands,my hands『直面麻烦/They getus intotrouble)现在有何打算」What we doing Youshould be...我真为她骄傲Im sodamn proud of her.』黑暗难掩光辉J Butits hardto keepsomething sobright in the dark...真的很抱歉So,Im sorryabout thewhole我不该弄洒香蕉奶油私闯民宅banana-cream-breaking-and-entering thing.怎么了-你脸上.・・Whats wrong-You havea little...我该走了I shouldprobably go.伊兹等等Izzy,wait.你来肯定有事找我You obviouslycame hereforareason.我想知道是什么I want to know what that is.对不起我不该抛下你Im sorrythatIpushed youaway.我只是不敢相信你会这么爱我It was just sohard forme to believe thatyou lovedme有时我都讨厌自己when I didnt evenlove me.但我现在要努力战胜自我But,Im tryingreally hardnot tobe my own worstenemy anymore,我们能重新来过吗and I would like another chancewith you.相信我我知道And trustme,I know that...我有些过分Im alot,但我明白平凡的自己也挺好but Ialso finallyknowthat Im enough.我脸上还有糖霜吗Do I still havefrosting on my face没有No.那就好Thats awesome.不过你的头发里还有一点Oh.Yeah,you stillgot somethingin yourhair.破烂愿景板Fuck you,vision board.)我们清楚内心所想J We know what we want/我们知道自身位置/We know where weare/我们知道想做何事』Weknow whatwewanna do)我们明白心中所念J Weknowwhatwe needJ我们清楚自家背景J Weknow where were from/我们知道去向何处J Weknowwherewe gonnago)我们想要你的关注我们想要你的关注』We wantyour attention,we wantyour attention)我们想要更多关注)We wantmore attention!j你的关注J Hey!Hey!You!J你的关注J Hey!Hey!You...糟糕糟糕该死Shit!Shit!Fuck!Fuck!/你的关注J Hey!Hey!)我喜欢回头脖子扭到也没关系』I liketurning heads,breaking necks我闪亮出席你的开业庆典啦I arrivedfashionably ontime for your bignight.朱尔斯她这里有我们的同名酒水哦Jules,she nameddrinks afterus.我现在喝的是伊兹气泡酒Im currentlydrinking aFizzy Izzy.伊兹气泡酒A FizzyIzzy想尝尝”莫斯科的朱尔斯”吗Can Irecommend aMoscow Jules我的天哪Oh mygod!这杯酒好烈Mm!Ooh,shes strong.当然了Hell yeah,she is.趁麦迪逊没来我先说件事Ooh,um,so beforeMadison getshere,昨晚她给我发短hearts;信hearts;说没法去希腊she textedme last night thatshe couldntmake Greecehappen.她肯定很失望And I know shesreally upset,所以等这边结束后so Imdoing a little surprise我在家里给她准备了生日惊喜birthday thingat myhouse forher afterthis.我喜欢加场派对Ooh,I lovean after-party vibe.我昨晚连夜准备的I stayedup alllastnightplanning it,我想她应该会很喜欢and Ireally thinkshes gonnalove it.我来了Hi!小拉外面大排长龙Stel,there isa full-on lineoutside.大家都很激动这都多亏了你People areannoyed in a way thatisvery,very excitingfor you.这是鸡尾酒菜单一对Is this the cocktailmenu-Yes.天哪我要咖啡麦天尼Oh mygod.An espressoMad-tini就算里面没有咖hearts;啡hearts;因hearts;I mean,would itbe yoursignature drink你还会一直喝它吗if therewasnt caffeineinit那岂不是更好Im gonnacry.我去和利维打声招呼Im gonnago sayhi toLiv.很遗憾没能去希腊Im sorryGreece didnt work out.该道歉的是我你知道有时我太着急了No,Im sorry.You know;sometimes Ipush toohard.你的旅游达人没帮你吗So,your gurucouldnt help you她其实有帮我像你一样She didhelp,actually.So did you.你也帮了我Well,you helpedme,too.无论被博物馆拒绝后会怎样No matterwhat happenswiththisCAM LAthing,我都应该放下过去展望未来itwastherightmove tomove onfrom allmy oldstuff.但也别忘旧情with round-the-clock emotionalprotection.她们一直在保护我Theyve beenprotecting methis wholetime我怎么不知道How do I notknow aboutthat秘密行动就是这样女士Thats whythey callus the,uh,Secret Service,maam.我们全天候为您保驾护航Weve beenworking24/7降低您的预期to keepyour expectationslow,保护您的心灵用幽默转移您的注意力guard yourheart,deflect withhumor,防止您产生过高的期望and absolutelynever letany hopeget toohigh进而使您免受伤害ina waythat will resultin harmto you.听着还挺有用你们现在要走吗Well,that allsounds extremelyuseful.Youre leaving你不再需要她们了Well,you donrt needthem anymore!你现在都敢外出闯荡You arenow one of thosepeople whoputs themselvesout there,满怀追求了-我觉得takes risks,goes forthings.-1guess...收队女士们Lets roll,ladies!等等要是你们都走了Wait,if youall go,那我只能孤军奋战了那可不行then Imon myown!I wontmake it!多加保重Be carefulout there.开业庆典筹备检查Okay.Grand openingchecklist.7酉和7酉具Booze andbarware.准备完毕-乐队Check andcheck.-Band还在找Uh,still workingon that.Well,not allof it.您点的咖啡麦天尼Alright.I haveyour espressoMad-tini.你真棒斯特拉You didgood,Stella.她真的非常浪漫Yeah,shes apretty romanticlady,对吗小笨蛋arent you,schmoop没错他懂我Yes.He getsme,深得我心・很高兴看到你们复合and nowhes gotme.-Were so happy for you guys.我们甚至不介意听至『‘小笨蛋”这个词We dont even mindhearing the word schmoop.看看我们有多高兴Thafs howhappy weare.斯凯和Q来了得告诉他们这个好消息Ooh,Sky andQ justgot here.Lets go tell themthe news.嗨一要不你去告诉他们Hi!-Oh.Um,will yougotell them你去的话我就能和她们聊聊你了I wantyou towalk away,so Ican talkaboutyou.没问题Oh.Okay.等等其实我也想亲自告诉他们Wait,actually,I wannatellthem,too.吓死我了■听说有个派对Oh!My god.-1heard thisparty needs需要音乐表演・你来啦some musicalentertainment.-Its you!不止是我And notjust me.这是幻光乐队的乔什萨拉戴夫一天哪This isJosh,Sarah,Dave-Phantogram.-Oh shit.等等你们要上台表演吗Wait,wait,are youguys actuallygoing toplay可以吗-我们也可以走人Is thatokay-We don*t haveto.别请留步我去帮你们安排No,please!Please,yes.Ill helpyou setup.虽然我不认识你但我记住你了So,I dontknow whoyou are,but Imvery impressed.他是芬德我的男朋友This isFender,and,uh,me,too.我不能把功劳都揽在自己身上Well,I canttake allthe creditfor gettingthem toplay.我听说芬德想帮你I heardFender wastryingtohelpyouout,我也知道欠你人情and Iknew Iowed youallafavor.你好朱尔斯Hi,Jules.我们能聊聊吗Can wetalk fora minute如果你不愿意也没关系Its okayif youdont want to though.好Sure.今晚真是欢聚多多啊Lots ofreunions happeningtonight.很高兴再见到你・我也是Glad tobe back.-Tm gladyoure back.谢谢你能帮我Thank youfor doingthis.朱尔斯我能问你件事吗Jules,can I ask yousomething那一小团是免费发带吗Is that a tinyball ofcomplimentary hair ties是的没错Yes.Yes,it is.我知道这是女性专属酒吧I knowIm not the targetdemo;但这恐怕是我最喜欢的酒吧but I think this is myfavorite bar.请听我说I justneed to say that我之前还没有准备好I knowI haventexactly been ready to do...接受你this.Um...you你还没准备好和我上hearts;床hearts;我懂You haventbeenreadyto dome.Got it.但现在不一样But,I amnow.我做好准备了Um,I putthat otherthingtobed.是我想的那个意思吗Now,thewordBed Isin themix.我都尽量严肃了Im attemptingtobeserious!好吧没问题Okay,good.Tm...那就是说今晚庆典结束后So,does thismean that were finallygonna leave我们可以共度良宵呢an eveningtogether together抱歉今晚我不能和你一起Well,no.Istillhavetoleave withoutyou,麦迪逊今天生日but it*s Madisonsbirthday,我们这次要特殊处理so itsaverydifferent situationthis time.是吗怎么个特殊法Oh yeahWhy isit different你知道这里有三个卫生间吗Did you know thisplace hasthree bathrooms我现在打算开始创立自己的公hearts;司hearts;Anyway,yeah.So,I decidedto startmyownlabel当然是为了跟我爸爸较劲to competewithmydad,of course.现在我懂你的感受了打拼事业真难And,wow,doI know how you feel.Its sohard.这样很好你hearts;爸hearts;爸是有点过分Good for you.Your dadsalot.我知道你无法彻底原谅我Look,I dontexpect youto totallyforgive me,但我真心想和你道歉but I just wanted tosayI wassorry.谢谢眼看就要奔三了Well,thank you.Fm about to turn30,我真心想有个全新的开始and I just wannahaveaclean slate.真的我一把火烧了那块愿景板Literally.I setmy visionboard onfire.塞莱斯特把这东西从马尔代夫Celeste hadthis senttotheoffice寄到办公室来给你from theMaldives for you.包裹贴条是次口达运费4700美元The packageslip saidit cost$4,700to overnightit.快打开吧So,open it!静默之下神智清醒With silencecomes clarity.心想还是你愿意成为我的助手吗Its alwaysbeen you.Be myrighthand天哪Oh mygod...这是真的吗I cantbelieve this!你值得的宝贝一天啊You deservethis,babe.-Oh mygod!能聊聊吗Hey.Can wetalk行啊Yeah.看来你的主意确实很棒Turns out,this ideaof yourswasapretty goodone.大受好评People loveit.我知道我们成功了I know.We did it.话说你知道So,youknow我很爱你和布鲁诺吧thatImcrazy aboutyou andBruno,okay我之前犹豫不决And I wasjusttorn before担心我们的事没处理好because Iwas worriedabout hurtinghim可能会伤害到他if thingsdidntworkout betweenus.所以我当初就说Thats whyI saidfrom thebeginning如果你没准备好thatweshouldnt involveBruno就不该牵扯到布鲁诺if youwerent ready.我知道但我是真想和你一起我保证Iknow,but I wanted todive inwith youbecause thats what I do.明白吗今天采访时我才意识到Okay You know,and Irealized inthe interviewtoday我真离不开你thatImay dothatalot.所以我可能真需要推自己一把So,I thinkI justreally haveto pushmyself...做出决定to commit.你这话到底什么意思So,what does that mean意思是如果我决定留下陪你It meansthatI dont haveto worryabout hurtingBruno布鲁诺就不会伤心了if I justdecideIm notgoing anywhere.而这就是我的决定And thatswhat Ivedecided.谢谢你愿意做这个决定Im gladyou madethat decision.但是But,我也得做个决定I haveto makeone,too.为我自己也为我儿子For me and for my son.我很高兴能跟你共同打拼事业Listen,Im soproudofthe businessweve built.我还想继续跟你合作经营下去真的And I wanna staypartners anddo ittogether.I do.不过But...你我之间I cantdo...恐怕很难继续了me andyou anymore.好吧Okay...但我会努力去维系的But Iwant to make thiswork.我不想成为你的负担I dontwanna bea challenge强迫你自己去成全我自己you haveto pushyourself tolive upto.我不想这样Thats notwhat Iwant.音响检查一二三Sound check.Mic one,mic two.乐队要开始表演了一嗯The bandis starting.-Hm.可不能错过了一对We shouldntmiss it.-Okay.测试一二三测试一二三Check one,two,three.Check one,two,three.大家好我们是幻光乐队Hey,everybody,we*re Phantogram!欢迎来到欢潮点酒吧Welcome tothe GiSpot!来啦Hi!塞莱斯特让我做她的助手Celeste askedme tobe hernew righthand.这太棒了伊兹Izzy,thafs incredible!这份工作非你莫属No onedeserves itmore thanyou.真为你开心We aresohappyforyou.)遮天蔽日J Hidethe sun》忘记你的容颜)I willleave yourface outof mymind》闭上眼睛J Youshould saveyour eyes你还好吗・没事我很好You okay-Yeah.Yeah,its fine.J各种声音萦绕J Athousand voiceshowling inmy head/呢喃细语)Speak intongues)恍如擦肩路人J I dont evenrecognize yourface)只能渐行渐远J Tellme allthe waysto stayaway我们来你家车hearts;库hearts;干嘛What arewedoingin yourgarage生日惊喜Birthday surprise.你要送我辆车Oh,you gotmeacar等着瞧吧Just waitfor it.会有一堆人跳出来冲我大喊“惊喜”吗Are abunchofpeople about to jumpout andyell SurpriseAt me若真是这样我得有个心理准备Because I needtoemotionally preparefor that.不是啦Not quite.天哪Oh mygod.是希腊Its Greece.天哪朱尔斯Whoa,Jules.这是你做的You didthis用电脑弄的吗Like,withacomputer好吧博物馆那些人真是有眼不识泰山Okay,those museumpeople dontknowwhattheyre talkingabout.生日快乐麦迪逊Happy birthday,Madison.你的30岁至少该得到一样想要的东西Figured youshould getat leastone thingyou wantedby
30.现在有了I alreadyhad.我去圣托里尼岛Holy shit,Santorini在希腊狂欢吧Lets partyin Greece!)我会在你身旁』Ill be there foryou J我有足够的爱与你分享)Oh,I saidI gotenough lovefor two)你永远不会孤单我会伴你左右J Youll never be alone,Ill be there foryou/周五狂欢夜烈酒无法解千愁)When itsFriday nightandthedrink dontwork thesame)你孤身一人原因应从自身寻)Youre alonewith yourselfand theresno oneelse toblame/心跳的律动你若无法感受J Whenyou stillcant feelthe rhythmofyourheart/亲眼看着灵魂消逝在黑夜J And you seeyour spiritfading inthe dark)我会在你身旁)Oh,IH bethere J若你需要爱我会与你分享J Whenyou needa littlelove,I gotalittlelove toshare)我会随时随地奔赴向你』Yeah,Tm gonna,Tmgonna,Im gonnacome through)你永远不会孤单我会伴你左右』Youllnever bealone,fll bethere foryou/别担心你始终有我J Filbethere,fll bethere foryou J别担心你始终有我j ril bethere,Ill bethere foryou)我会在你身旁」rilbethere foryou)我有足够的爱与你分享)Oh,I saidI gotenough lovefor two)你永远不会孤身一人我会永远在此守护你J Youllneverbealone,Ill bethere foryou...调酒师和保镖•找好了Bartenders andbouncers-Both hired.好的那我们的私事呢Okay,what aboutstuff withme andyou清单上应该没写吧Havent gottenthere onthe listyet.清单有特定顺序还到那呢Its alphabetical,so Imstill onB.听我说Listen.我得知道我们的状况还有你的态度I needto knowwherewestand.Where youstand.我知道只是Iknow.Ijust...我现在脑子不太清醒好吗cant thinkstraight rightnow,okay我们能先办完开业庆典I mean,can wejust getthrough the opening再来好好谈谈呢拜托and thendeal withus,please没事我先去准备点卫生纸Fine.I needto goget moretoilet paperanyway.不管怎么说Youknow,for what ifs worth,装三间女厕的麻烦事还不少three ladiesrooms wasnotthebest idea.天哪这里太棒了Holy shit!This isincredible.我想我们应该能去希腊过生日了I thinkI foundawaytogetus toGreece onour birthdays.周末就是我们的生日了Our birthdaysare thisweekend.你说没有航hearts;班hearts;我就说先算f You said therewere noflights;so Isaid letsmove on.然后我冲你微笑但没听你说的And Ismiled,but didntlisten.我联hearts;系hearts;到以前做公hearts;关hearts;时的老熟人I reachedout to an oldcontact frommy PRdays.她是位旅游达人或许能帮我们Shes atravel guru.Shell getus there.女士们快进来为这女性酒吧欢呼吧Women,get overhere andget excitedabout thisbar forwomen!我的天哪一华丽到爆Holy shit.-This isgorgeous!真是惊艳到我了I amfreaking outforyou!欢迎来到欢潮点Welcome tothe GiSpot.虽然难找但一旦找到便难以自拔Hard tofind,but onceyoudo,it*sareal goodtime.小碗里放的是免费头绳吗Are thosetiny bowlsof freehairties这里简直就是伊甸乐土This placeisthepromised land.希望其他人也能如此喜欢这里I hopeother peoplelike itas muchas youguys do我现在紧张得要死because I am sonervous rightnow.有办法缓解吗Like,how dopeople dothis也许我能帮上忙Well,maybe Ican helpwith that.真是抱歉你的乐队嘉宾Look,I feelhorrible forfucking up我没能给你请来your wholemusical guestsituation.作为补偿我跟洛杉矶媒体的人说好So,tomakeit uptoyou,I talkedto someoneattheLA Reporter,给你们做采访and shesgonna interviewyou顺便刊登到头条guys andcover the opening fortheir hotlist.天哪真的吗Oh mygod,are youserious天哪天哪Oh mygod.Oh mygod.达芙妮回了那封麦迪逊硬要我写的询问邮件Delphine repliedtothefollow-up emailMadison insistedI write!早跟你说要主动出击I toldyou beingproactive works!是好消息吗Wait,diditwork我看有写“很高兴”以及Im seeingThrilled and稍后电hearts;话hearts;联hearts;系hearts;再详谈“Jump onacallto talkabout startdates.太意外了I cantbelieve this!这本是为开业准备的但不管了This wasfortheopening,but whatthe hell这可得庆祝下・没错Thisisa bigdeal.-Yes!朱尔斯感觉如何•很好Jules,how doyou feel-Good!好得不能再好了Like,really,really good!等等要不我邀请芬德的乐队Wait,whatifIaskFender andthe bandhes touringwith来开业庆典上表演tobeyour musicact fortheopening可以那样也好Imean,yeah,that wouldbe amazing.他愿意来吗Do youthink heddo it他要是我男友应该会吧I thinkhe wouldif hewas myboyfriend.那就举杯庆祝吧Uh,cheers tothat.等等你是说想跟他处对象Wait;didyousay fuckingboyfriend好像是I thinkIdid.我不知道可是Idontknow.IthinkIve been我跟他暧昧好久了beating aroundthe Australianbush fortoo long.他很棒而且Hes great,and-and-and...我真想追求他-瞧瞧你真积极啊I actuallywanna gofor it.-Look atyou,going forstuff.她最近都这样-我要给他发消息Thafs whatshe doesthese days.-Im gonnatext him.我想挽回利亚姆•再来瓶香槟吧IwannawinLiamback!-Okay,we needmore champagne.那天我的手hearts;机hearts;自动轮播The otherday,Iwaswatching theauto-generated montage我们以前的照片我突然意识到of allthe picturesof usonmyphone,and itjust hitme.我需要他Iwanthim back.还记得我说过要主动吗What doI keepsaying aboutpro-activity你得去找他向他表明hearts;心hearts;意You needto reachouttohim andtell himhowyoufeel.恕我直言那样不好With alldue respect,that ideastinks.我要做件大事越隆重越好Ineedtodosomething big and dramatic.不好说到大事Oh fuck.Speaking ofbiganddramatic,我才想到辞职前我得告诉塞莱斯特Ijustrealized ifI quit,Ihaveto tellCeleste.你不是说要找我谈谈吗Yousaidyou wantedto talk,so...那你倒是说啊doyouwantto...talk没错Yes.Um...我有话要说Ido.我想说Ijustwantedtosay...感谢您努力栽培・・・Thank youso muchfor everything-你要辞职Youre quitting我还有很多辞职感言没说呢I kindahadawhole speechplanned out.那你继续■很高兴Okay,do yourspeech.-Its been...这些年与你共事塞莱斯特amazing workingforyou,Celeste...你应该更关心工资吧So muchformylegacy,I guess.算了我还是长话短说吧Okay,Im justgonna skiptothemain partyou actuallyneedtohear.你给我升职逼我全身心You pushingmetotake thispromotion投入这职位and toreally care最终帮我找到自己真正Its whatendeduphelping mefind somethingelse想做的事情I careabout alot.尽管我将离开你的公hearts;司hearts;So,even thoughits notyour company,但这都是你的功劳thatwillalways havestarted withyou.好吧Okay.只要你离职后别去And aslong asyoure notleaving创立新的女性品牌就行to startyet anotherfucking womenslifestyle brand,你不会吧•不会which yourenot,areyou-No.我真替你高兴Then,I amgenuinely happyforyou.你看起来很高兴Honestly,you seemhappy.高兴到让我有点害怕了It fsalmost scarierthan whatIwasexpecting.今天我的离婚案正式落幕Well,my divorcegot finalizedtoday,所以我才会这么开心吧so Iguess Imjust havinga moment.恭喜你啦Wow,congratulations.我该过些清净日子了Im readyfor somesilence.这一年来我都不得安宁Ive justbeen screamingforthepast yearor so.明天我就去参加冥想静修Im headedout tomorrowtoasilent meditationretreat.远离手hearts;机hearts;远离人群No phones,no talking.在马尔达夫放松Just theMaldives.而且花点钱找对人就能带酒过去Andyoucan sneakin wineif youpay theright people.好吧…Well,um...真的很谢谢你・不客气Thanks again for everything.-Okay.要不我们…拥抱一下Did you...want ahug不用了•谢谢理解Not really.-Great,thank youforthat.朱尔斯我是芬德Gday,Jules,its theguy youcall Fender.祝贺你找到新工作开业庆典我会去的Congrats onthe newjob.And Iminfortheopening.真想赶快跟你见面So,uh,cant waittoseeyou.达芙妮你终于打来了Delphine,hi!Im soexcited.你说什么What什么意思Okay,so whatdoesthatmean公hearts;司hearts;预算不够The budget那是要个把月还是…So,likeafew monthsor...还要很久啊…Wow,longer than.Okay.我也很抱歉Yeah,Im sorry,too.好谢谢Yeah,thanks.早啊大明星Morning,superstar!我排了好久的队I gotyouacongratulatory专门给你买hearts;hearts;杯咖啡来庆祝latte fromthat placewith thelong fuckingline.新工作告吹了The jobfell through.公hearts词hearts;预算比较紧张Something aboutbudget andthe higher-ups部门领导也质疑我的履历inthedepartment questioningifIhave theright experience.昨天辞职后晚上我才知道I foundout lastnight afterI quit.天哪朱尔斯那可真糟糕Oh mygod,Jules.Iamso sorry.你穿着裙子的Didyousleep inthat我压根没睡一会有办法的I didn*t sleep.-We canfix this.首先我们得反客为主First,we createcounterpoints.我们可以去找洛杉矶其他的艺术博物馆Then,we reachouttoother modernart museumsin LA.别在他们这棵树上吊死・麦迪逊CAM LAis justoneofthe manyoptions...-Madison.让我静静好吗Madison,stop.Okay现在已经于事无补了Theres nothingwe cando aboutthis.那你准备躺在沙发上自怨自艾吗So what,you justwanttosit here and feelmiserable总比眼看事情很糟糕Well,thats betterthan tryingto controlthings还偏要去掌控局面要好and makingmyself miserablethat way.Yeah.我经常那样吗And that*swhatIdo如果我没催促他们给我答复If Ididnt pushthe museumto giveme ananswer,我现在至少还有份工作Iwouldstillhavemy oldjob rightnow.但这工作你根本不喜欢A jobthatyoudontevenwant.That younever wanted.反正我肯定不会干坐着怪罪自己Okay,well,Fm notgonna sithereandfeel likethisismy fault.我得去找我的旅游达人。