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《当华蜜来敲门》The PursuitOf Happynesslater.-Chris:Time to get up,man.Excuse me.Oh,excuse me...when issomebody-Christopher:All right,dad.gonna cleanthis offAnd theY TheY.We-Chris:Come on.talked about this.-Christopher:Should be here soon.I thinkIIts anI in〃happiness.〃Theres noY inshouldmake alist.happiness,〃Its anI.-Chris:What domean For your birthdayr m Chris Gardner.I metmy fatherfor thegiftsfirst time when I was28years old.And I made-Christopher:Yeah.up mymind as a youngkid...that whenI had-Chris:You know you reonly gettinga couplechildren...my childrenwere gonnaknow whoofthings,righttheir fatherwas.-Christopher:Yeah,I know.Just tolook atThis is partof mylife story.This partisand studyso I can choosebetter.called Ridingthe Bus.”-Chris:Okay,well,thats smart.Yeah,make-Man:Whats that Its a time machine,isnta list.Can youspell everythingyou reitSeems likea time machine.That seemslikethinking ofa time machine.Its a time machine.Take me-Christopher:I thinkso.with you.-Chris:All right.Thats good.How you doing-Chris:This machine...this machineon myinhere,manlap...-Christopher:Okay.Can wego to the park-Man:This guy,he hasatime machine.today,afterHe travelsin thepast withthis-Chris:No,I gottago toOakland.Well,maybe,we11see.Give me a kiss.I’11talk to you-Chris:Hey.-Linda:Whatever,Chris.-Christopher:Hey,Mom.-Linda:Every daysgot somedamn story.-Chris:One,two,three!-Chris:Hey,Roy.Roy!Can youbeat your1,2,30little rugwhen nobodysout hereTheres-Christopher:Thats abasketball!dust andshit allover.-Chris:Hey,hey.What do you meanYou dont-Roy:r mtrying tokeep aclean house.know that thats abasketball.This could be-Chris:Hey,wait asecond.Look,Linda,an ant farm.This could be amicroscope orrelax.Were gonnacome out of this.anything.Everything isgonna be fine,all right-Christopher:No,its not.-Linda:You saidthat before,whenI gotopregnant.〃It11befine.〃-Chris:So you-Chris:There,there.All right,come on.dont trust me now-Linda:Whatever.I dontOpen him up.Openhimup.That papersacare.-Twistle:Taxi!little heavy,huh-Chris:Mr.Twistle.-Christopher:Yeah,but I got it.-Twistle:Yeah,hi.-Chris:You shouldveseen meout theretoday.-Chris:Hi.Chris Gardner.Somebody stolea scanner.I had to runthe old-Twistle:Yeah,hi.Listen.What canI do forgirl down...you-Linda:Whatever.-Chris:I submittedan application for the-Chris:Whatintern programabout a month-Chris:What the hell you got attitudeago...and I would justlove tosit withyoubriefly...Oh,wow,you reallymessed itup.-Twistle:Listen,Im going to NoeValley,-Twistle:Sorry.Chris.Take care of yourself.-Chris:It lookslike itworks arounda swivel,-Chris:Mr.Twistle.Actually,r mon mywayso the center piecesnever move.So ifitsto NoeValley also.How aboutwe sharea rideyellowin thecenter,thats theyellow side.-Twistle:All right,get in.If itsred in thecenter,thats thered-Chris:All right.So whenI was in the Navy,side.I workedfor adoctor...who lovedto play-Twistle:Okay.golf,hours everyday...-Chris:So...you canslow down.And I would actuallyperform medical-Twistle:Listen,we candrive aroundall day.procedures...when hedleave mein theI dont believeyou can do this.office.-Chris:Yeah,I can.So r m usedto beingin aposition whereI have-Twistle:No,you can t.to makedecisions and...Mr.Twistle,listen.-Chris:Yes,I can.This isa veryimportant...-Twistle:No,you cant.Im tellingyou,no-Twistle:r m sorry.Im sorry.This thingsonecan.impossible.-Chris:See Thats all Iever do.-Chris:I cando it.-Twistle:You almosthave thisside.-Twistle:No,you cant.No onecan.Holy cow.You almost had that one.Thats bullshit-Chris:r m gonna get it.-Chris:No,V mpretty sureI cando it.-Twistle:Look atthat.Youre almostthere.-Twistle:No,you cant.-Chris:Let mesee it.Give ithere.Oh,yeah.-Driver:
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10.-Twistle:This isme.Good job.-Chris:No!No!No!No!Goodbye.-Linda:Hello-Chris:Yeah.Ill see you soon.-Chris:Hey,yeah.Sorry I couldnt make it-Driver:Where areyou going,sir Excuse me,home ontime.sir.Where areyou going,please-Linda:Chris,I missedmy shift.-Chris:Two...A coupleof blocks.Just flip-Chris:Yeah,I know.Im sorryabout that.around.Look,r mon myway right now.Are you all-Driver:Okay.Hey!Stop it!Hey!Where arerightwith Christopheryougoing Come here!-Linda:Im leaving.Chris,Im leaving.-Chris:No!No,no,no!-Chris:What-Driver:You asshole,give me my money!-Linda:Did you hear whatI saidI have myGive memy money.things together,and Im taking ourson...-Chris:Please stop.Please,please,please!and we re gonna leave now.-Driver:Son of a bitch.Please!He shouldver m gonnaput thephone down.paid you!Come here!-Chris:Linda,wait aminute.Hold it,-Chris:r msorry.Im sosorry.hold...-Driver:Ill kickyour ass!-Linda:Im going to leave.We areleaving.-Chris:r msorry!-Chris:It wasright thenthat Istarted-Driver:Idiot,r11get you!r m going to killthinking aboutThomas Jefferson...theyou!Im going tokillyou!Hey!Stop it,youDeclaration ofIndependence.son ofa bitch!Stop him!Stop him!And thepart aboutour rightto life,liberty-Man:The doorsare closing.Please standandthe pursuitof happiness.And I rememberclear of the doors.thinking:-Twistle:r11tell youwhat.Come onby dayHow did he know toput the〃pursuit”part aftertomorrow,in the morning.We rein there Thatmaybe happinessis somethinginterviewing for the internships.You got athat we can onlypursue.pen andpaperAnd maybe we canactually neverhave it...-Chris:Yes.Yes,I do.Hold onone second.no matterwhat.How didheknow that-Twistle:All right.Hello ChrisLinda.Linda.Hello-Chris:Go ahead.I have one.-Twistle:Chris.-Twistle:Write thisnumber downso you can-Chris:Who isthis callmy secretary,Janice.She cangive you-Chris:Hey.all the specifics.-Twistle:Dean Witter.-Chris:Yep.-Chris:Yeah,of course.How areyou-Twistle:Okay,
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4796.Janice.-Wayne:Fourteen sa number.-Wayne:Chris.-Chris:Hey,dont youever take my son away-Chris:Hey.Did you...Have you seen from me again.You hear meLinda andChristopher-Linda:Leave me alone!-Wayne:No.you catchthe gamelast night-Chris:Dont takemy sonaway fromme again.-Chris:No,no.Do youunderstand what Im sayingto you-Wayne:You didntsee that,118,
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120.Double overtime.Moons hitsathree-pointer at17seconds left.now.-Linda:Yeah.-Chris:Wayne,Wayne,Wayne.Wayne,-Linda:Yes,I want to leave!-Christopher:Where doI sleeptonight-Chris:Get thehell out of here,then,Linda.-Chris:Let meask yousomething.Are youGetthehellout of here.Christopher^s happystayingwith me.-Christopher:Yeah.-Chris:All right.Because Im happy.And if-Linda:You rethe onethat draggedus down.you rehappy and Imhappy,then thatsaYou hear megood thing,right-Chris:You areso weak.-Christopher:Yeah.-Linda:No.I amnot happyanymore.Im just-Chris:All right.Youre sleepingwith me.not happy!You restaying at home,where youbelong,all-Chris:Then go get happy,Linda!Just gogetright Christopher.-Charlie:Hey,listen.Ihappy.But Christophers living with me.need therent.I can t waitanymore.-Linda:Stop!-Chris:Yeah,Im goodfor that,Charlie.Im-Chris:Did youhear whatI saidgonnaget it.Christopherslivingwith me!Hey.Come on,-Charlie:Why dont yougotwo blocksover atletsgo.How you doing,Mrs.Chuthe MissionInn motelIts halfwhat youpay-Mrs.Chu:Hi.here.-Christopher:Wheres Mom-Chris:Look,just gets your stuff.-Chris:Yeah,I know.I talkedto Momearlier.Everythings fine,okay-Christopher:But shetold meshe wasListen,Chris.I need you outof herein themorning.I have to pickup my son.-Chris:The hellis I supposed to be outof-Man:You verifyat9:30tomorrow.here tomorrow-Chris:Sir,I have a jobinterview at Dean-Charlie:I gotpainters comingin.Witter at10:15tomorrow morning.I cannot-Chris:All right,look.I needmore time.stay...-Charlie:No.-Man:9:30Tomorrow morning.-Chris:All right,I11paint itmyself.All-Chris:What amIsupposed to do with my sonright,but I just...I gottahave somemore supposed:让time...I gotmy sonup inhere.-Woman:Is thereanyone elsewho can...-Charlie:All right.One week.And youpaint-Chris:I take careof him.it.-Man:Maybe we can goand haveSocial Services-Police:Chris Gardnerpick himup.-Chris:Yeah.What happened-Chris:All right.Can I havemyphone call,-Man:Payable to the Cityof SanFrancisco.please-Chris:Does ithave to be thefull amount-Linda:Hello.-Man:You gottapay eachparking ticket,-Chris:Hey.otherwise,youre staying.-Chris:This isall I got.-Man:You verifyat9:30tomorrowmorning.-Chris:what-Man:You gottastay untilthis thingclears.-Chris:No.No,I cantspend the night here.-Linda:What do you want-Chris:All right,all right.Thank you.-Man:What is the wordon that one-Chris:You gotta get Christopherfrom-Woman:Chris Gardner.daycare.I cant.Just keephim forthe night-Chris:Chris Gardner.How areyouand rm...And...Just onenight.Good morning.Chris Gardner.Chris-Linda:What happenedGardner.Good tosee you again.-Chris:r11pick himup fromdaycare tomorrow,Chris Gardner.Pleasure.Ive beensittingr m gonna goright...You canjust...Youthere forthe lasthalf-hour...trying tocome up with a story,can drophim offand I’11pick himup.•••that wouldexplain mybeing heredressed-Linda:No.like this.不行And I wanted tocome upwith astory thatwould-Chris:Come on,Linda.Why you doing thatdemonstratequalities...that r m sureyou-Linda:No,I wannatake him to the park.Toall admirehere,like earnestnessorGolden Gateafter daycaretomorrow.-Chris:diligence.Team-playing,something.How isheAnd Icouldnt thinkof anything.So thetruth-Linda:Hes fine.is...I was arrested forfailure to pay-Chris:All right,just...All right,takeparking tickets.himto thepark...and bring him back,all-Twistle:Parking ticketsrightAll right,just bringmemy son back.-Chris:And Iran all the wayhere from theOkay LindaPolkStation,the policestation.-Linda:I11bringhimback around
6.Bye.r mokay Excuse me.Excuse me.-Man:What were you doingbefore you were-Man:Yes,I did.arrested-Woman:Mr.Gardner.This way.It11be right-Chris:I waspainting myapartment.this way.-Man:Is itdry now-Man:First in your classin schoolHigh-Chris:I hopeso.school-Man:Jay saysyoure pretty-Chris:Yes,sir.determined.-Man:How manyin theclass-Twistle:Hes beenwaiting outside the front-Chris:Twelve.It was a smalltown.of thebuilding...with some40-pound gizmo-Man:r11say.for overa month.-Chris:But I was alsofirst in my radar-Man:He saidyoure smart.class...in theNavy,and thatwas aclass-Chris:Well,I like to thinkso.of
20.-Twistle:What areyou talking...YouAnd if you won tthatguy...you couldn,hounded mefor this.You stoodhere...t evenapply thesix monthstraining...to-Chris:I wasnot awareof that.Myanother brokerage.circumstances havechanged some...and ITheonly resourceIwouldhave forsixneed tobe certainthat I’11be...months...would bemy sixscanners,which-Twistle:All right.Okay.Tonight.I swearIcould stilltry to sell.Iwillfill yourspot.I promise.If you backIf Isold themall,maybewe might get-Chris:Listen,theres nosalary.by.I gothim.I gothim.machine and...-Linda:So I gottagetChristopher home,-Chris:It isnot atime machine.It aby7portable bone-density scanner.A medical-Chris:Yes.device Isell for a living.-Linda:And we got thetax-bill noticetoday.Thank youfortheopportunity to discuss itWhat areyou gonna do about thatwith you.I appreciate it.-Doctor:We just-Chris:Look,this is what wegotta do.Youdont need it,Chris.Its unnecessaryand seethat carThe onewith thepretty yellowexpensive.shoe onit-Chris:Well,maybe next...•••That mine.There noparking nearhospitals.-Doctor:Thank you.That whathappens whenyou realways ina-Chris:It gavea slightlydenser picturerush.than anx-ray fortwice the money.Thanks anyway.Very much.Maybe nextquarter.-Linda:Hey.-Doctor:Its possible.-Chris:Hey,baby.-Chris:I neededtosellat leasttwo scanners-Linda:what happeneda monthfor rentand daycare,r dhave tosell-Chris:No,nothing.Look,I cantget onemore...topayoff allof thoseticketsChristopher today.under mywindshield wiper.The problem-Linda:Oh,no,you dont,Chris.Im backon is...I haventsold anyforawhile.at
7.-Linda:Hes asleep.-Chris:All right.-Chris:I know.I havegot to go tofeed him,-Linda:Okay,baby.bathe him...get himin bed,and beback hereOakland.Since whendo younot likemacaroni and-Chris:I got it.-Woman:The messageis:-Linda:Im going to NewYork.My sisters-Chris:Thank youvery muchfor invitingmeboyfriend...opened arestaurant,and theyinto theprogram.I reallyappreciateitandmay have a jobfor methere.Id bevery pleasedto acceptyourSo r mgoing to NewYork,Chris.invitation.-Chris:Christopher^s stayingwith me.-Woman:Is that all-Linda:Im hismom,you knowHe shouldbe-Chris:Yes,thats it.with hismom.I shouldhave him,right-Woman:Okay.-Chris:You knowyou canttake careof him.-Chris:Thank you.-Linda:What areyou gonnado for money-Woman:Bye.-Chris:I hadan interviewatDean Witter for-Chris:Be carefulwith that.an internship...and I gotit.So r m gonna-Man:whatstand outin myprogram.-Chris:Be care...Go ahead.-Linda:Salesman tointer backwards.-Christopher:Are wethere-Chris:No,its not.-Chris:Yep.Hey,you knowwhat todayis-Linda:I gottago.Tell himI lovehim,okay-Christopher:Yeah.And...I knowyou11takecareof him,Chris.-Chris:WhatI knowthat.-Christopher:Saturday.-Woman:Dean Witter.-Chris:You knowwhat Saturdayis,right-Chris:Yes,hi.Yes,Id liketo leavea-Christopher:Yeah.message for Mr.Jay Twistle.-Chris:What-Woman:Your name-Christopher:Basketball.-Chris:Yeah,my nameis Chris Gardner.-Chris:You wannago playsome basketball一-Christopher:Okay.-Christopher:All right.-Chris:All right,then we re gonnago sell-Chris:Okay.All right,go ahead.Hey.Donta bone-density scanner.How aboutthat Wannaever letsomebody tellyou...youcan t dodothat something.Not evenme.-Christopher:No.Hey,Dad.r mgoing pro.r All rightm goingpro.-Christopher:All right.-Chris:Okay.Yeah,I dontknow,you know.-Chris:You gota dream...you gottaprotectYou11probably beabout asgood asI was.it.Thats kindof theway itworks,you know.I Peoplecant dosomething themselves...theywas belowaverage.wanna tellyou youcan tdo it.If you wantYou know,so you11probably there,you know,something,goget it.Period.so...I really...You11excel at a lotof Lets go.things,just notthis.-Christopher:Dad,why didwe moveto amotelI dontwant youshooting thisball all day-Chris:I toldyou.Because Tm gettingaand night.All rightbetter job.You gottatrust me,Allultimately rank...somewhere aroundright-Christopher:I trustyou.-Doctor:Yes,sir.-Chris:All right,here.Come on,come on.the informationyou11need.Keep up.-Doctor:Yes.-Christopher:Dad,when Mom coming backDad,-Chris:Thank youvery muchfor yourwhenMomcoming back business.-Chris:I dontknow,Christopher.-Doctor:Thank you.-Christopher:Dad,listen tothis.One day,-Man:One hundred,200,20,40,45,a manwas drowningin thewater.And aboat
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96.4percent on the writtenexam.He wasn t chosen.Its not a simpleInessence,you reelthem in,we’11cook thepass-fail.fish.Its anevaluation toolwe useto separateSome of you are here because you know somebody.applicants.Someof youareherebecauseyou thinkyoureBe safe,score ahundred.Okay,letssomebody.Theres oneguy inhere whosgonna becantake abreak.Be back in
10.somebody.-Chris:Hey,Mr.Frohm.Chris.-Driver:Hey,asshole.Are youall right,-Frohm:Hi.Chris,how areyou assholeAre youokay Whatwereyou-Chris:r mgood.How youdoing thinking-Frohm:Fine,thank youfor asking.What areyoudoing I couldvekilled you.-Chris:First dayin there.It wasexciting.-Chris:r mtrying tocross thestreet.-Frohm:You renot quittingon usyet,are-Driver:Well,youre all rightyou-Chris:Yeah,yeah.Wheres my shoe-Chris:No,sir.Ten-minute break.Pop out,-Driver:Whatget aquick biteand thenbackin there for-Chris:You knockedoff myshoe!board prep.-Driver:I dontknow where your shoeis.-Frohm:Oh,man,I remembermine.And ours-Chris:Wheres mydamn shoewereonly anhour,not threelike yours.-Driver:I dontknow.We didntdo worldmarkets,didn,t botherwith-Chris:Hey.Did yousee itI lostmyshoe.taxes...and it was still.Funny whatyou-Man1:No,Im sorry.remember.There wasa beautifulgirl inthat-Driver:Hey.Hey,where areyou goingclass.We shouldwait forthe police.I cant rememberher name,but herface was-Chris:I gottago towork.so...-Chris:Uh…Mr.Frohm,F veseen anold friendofmine.Do you mind-Chris:Good talkingto you,sir.-Driver:Hey,you justgot hit by a car.-Frohm:No,go ahead.Go tothe hospital.hurt.-Chris:rminacompetitive-Chris:Yeah,thanks.V11remember thatnextinternship atDean Witter.time.-Man2:Hey,man,you remissing ashoe.-Chris:And hereI wasagain.Show upearly.-Chris:Oh,yeah,thanks.Thank you.-Frakesh:While qualified-Christopher:Dad.You donthave ashoe.persons...qualified personsare interested-Chris:Yeah,I know.Wanna knowwhat ininvesting andhave moneyto invest.Now,happened Chris.-Christopher:Yeah.-Chris:Yes,sir.-Chris:I gothit bya car.-Frakesh:Would you get mesome coffee,-Christopher:You gothitbyacarplease-Chris:Yep.-Chris:Favors forFrakesh,our office-Christopher:Where manager.All day.-Chris:Just rightby the office.My nameis Chris Gardner calling forMr.-Christopher:No,where inyour bodyMichael Anderson.Yes,sir,were havingalunch actuallythis Thursday.Okay,next time.-Chris:Like the back of my legs.Hey,goodbye,All right,Im gonnahold you to that.Okay,Mrs.Chu.yes,thank you.-Frakesh:Who wantsto getme-Mrs.Chu:Goodbye.a doughnutChris-Christopher:Where youon thestreet-Chris:Yeah,I wasrunning in the-Christopher:Dont dothat.You cangetstreet.-Chris:Yes,sir.Feeling underratedandunappreciated.Theyd staytill7,but I had Christopher.Hello,Mr.Ronald Fryer.Good morningtoyou,Ihad to doin sixhours what they doin nine.sir.My nameis Chris Gardner.Good afternoon,my nameis ChrisGardner.Imr mcalling from Dean Witter.calling from Dean Witter.In ordernot toYes,I have some very,very valuablewaste anytime,I wasnt hangingup thephoneinformation onwhats calleda tax...in betweencalls.Okay,thank you,sir.Okay,thank youvery much.Then catchthe busby4totheplace wheretheyI realizedthat bynot hangingup thephone,cant spell〃happiness”.Then thecross-town.I gainedanother eightminutes aday.The22home.Why,good morningtoyou,my nameis Chris-Ralph:Hey,Chris!Gardner.Im callingfromDean Witter.-Chris:Hey.Hi,Ralph.I alsowasntdrinking water.So I didnt-Ralph:rmwaiting.wasteanytime inthe bathroom.-Chris:All right,I gotthat for you,Ralph,Yes,r dlove tohave theopportunity••Okay,rm gonnagetthat for you.no problematall,sir.Thank youvery much.Whoever broughtinthemost moneyafter sixmonths,I stilldidnt havetime towork mymonthswas usuallyhired.way upa sheet.Hello,ChrisGardner calling forMr.WalterWere feelingreally confidentaboutthatoneHobb.We wereall workingour wayup callaswell.sheets tosign clients.-Secretary:Walter RibbonOffice.From thebottom tothe top.Yes,sir.-Chris:Yes,hello,my nameis ChrisGardner.From the doorman tothe CEO.Okay.But evendoing allthis...after twooIm callingforMr.Walter Ribbon.-Mr.Ribbon:Just hadsomeone cancel.-Secretary:ConcerningCome thennow.I cangive youa fewminutes-Chris:Yes,ma am.Im callingfrombefore the49ers.DeanWitter.一Monday nightfootball,buddy.-Secretary:Just amoment.-Chris:Yes,sir.Thank youvery much.-Mr.Ribbon:Hello-Mr.Ribbon:See yousoon.-Chris:Bye-bye.Excuseme.Thank you…-Chris:Mr.Ribbon.Hello,sir.My names-Frakesh:Chris,whats upChrisGardner.ImcallingfromDeanWitter.-Chris:Hey,Mr.Frakesh.-Mr.Ribbon:Yeah,Chris.-Frakesh:Hey,man,do youhave fiveminutes-Chris:Yes,Mr.Ribbon---1would love to-Chris:Actually I gotagreen lightfromhave theopportunity tosee with you toWalter Ribbon...discuss someof ourproducts.-Frakesh:because I have nominutes,r mrm certainthat Icouldbeof somesupposed to presentcommodities toBromer.-Mr.Ribbon:Can youbeherein20minutesCould you move mycar-Chris:Twenty minutes.Absolutely.Thatd reallyhelp meout.Its onassistancetoyou.Samson,half block,silver Caprice.Just moveit tothe otherside.They re-Chris:Oh,thank you.street sweeping.Therere spaces.-Christopher:Whats that-Chris:Just fillingout aHangon tothese.I havebackups inmy desk.And youhave tojimmy that.checkee*paying somebills...and aparking-Chris:Jimmy whatticket.-Christopher:We donthave acar anymore.-Frakesh:You have to Jimmythe key.-Chris:Yep,I know.Im gonnaneed totakeAnd theother doorsdont unlock.You have toyou with me thisweekend.A coupleof doctorsjimmyit.offices,on salescalls,Okay-Chris:Come on,Im jimmyingit.Oh,no!Come-Christopher:Okay.on.-Chris:Then,possibly,we11go tothe-Secretary:Heres thefile,Mr.football game.Ribbon.-Christopher:Really-Mr.Ribbon:Thank you.Oh,yeah,thanks.Great idea.-Chris:Possibly.All right-Chris:No,no,no!-Christopher:All right.-Mr.Ribbon:Rachel,get Ristucciaon thephonefor me,please.-Chris:Come on,finish up.-Chris:Hi.-Christopher:Are yousure-Secretary:Hi.-Chris:Possibly.-Chris:rmChrisGardner.I have an-Christopher:Really Are you bringingappointmentwith Mr.Ribbon.-Chris:Yeah,I dontwannaleaveit.And-Secretary:Oh,you justmissed him.it tothe gamemaybewe re going tothe game.-Chris:Howdid you getso smartIo-Christopher:Because youresmart.-Christopher:Where are we going now-Christopher:Are wethere-Chris:To seesomeone aboutmy job.-Chris:Yeah.Mr.Ribbon.-Christopher:I dontunderstand.-Mr.Ribbon:Yes-Chris:You dontunderstand what-Chris:How areyou,sir ChrisGardner.-Christopher:Are we goingtothe gameDeanWitter.-Chris:I saidpossibly weregoingtothe-Mr.Ribbon:Oh,hi.Hi.game.You knowwhat〃possibly”means-Chris:This is myson,Christopher.-Christopher:Like probably.-Christopher:Hi.-Chris:No,probably〃means theresa good-Mr.Ribbon:Hey,Christopher.what areyouchance that weregoing.doing upherePossibly meanswe might,wemightnot.What-Chris:I cameto apologize...for missingdoes〃probably meanourappointment theother day.-Christopher:It meanswe have a goodchance.-Mr.Ribbon:You didntneed tocomeup.-Chris:And whatdoes possiblymean-Chris:We wereintheneighborhood visiting-Christopher:I knowwhat it means.a veryclose friendand I wanted totake this-Christopher:It meansthat werenot goingopportunityto saytothe game.-Chris:What doesitmeanthank youfor yourtime.cheese And a penalty-Linda:Since birth-Chris:Let5s getready forbed.Hey,put-Chris:What sthat yourplate inthe sink.-TV:A fewdays agoI waspresented witha-Linda:Whatreport Idasked for...”-Chris:What isthisa...acomprehensive audit,ifyou will,of-Linda:Its agift forChristopher.our economiccondition.”-Chris:From whom“You wont likeit.Ididn,t likeit.”-Linda:Cynthia Fromwork.Its foradults.“But wehave toface thetruth...”Chris cant useit.She didnt know.”.and thengo towork toturn things・・-Chris:What areyou supposedto dowith itaround.”-Linda:Make everysidethe same color.“And makeno mistake about it,wecanturnDid youpay thetaxesthem around.”-Chris:No,Im gonnahave toextension.“The federal budget isoutof-Linda:You alreadyfiled ancontrol.”,,extension.“And weface runawaydeficits of-Chris:Yeah,well,I gottaone.That s.・・Its$
650.I11have itinthe next month.-Linda:That meansinterest,right-Chris:Yeah,a littlebit.Look,why dontyou let medo thisAll right,just relax.Okay Comehere.Calm down.-Linda:I have to go back towork.I knowyou probablywaited forme.-Mr.Ribbon:You gotit.-Mr.Ribbon:A littlebit.-Chris:Thank youvery much.You takecare.-Chris:Iwantyoutoknowthat I donot takeHere,come onsay bye-bye,Chris.that forgranted.-Christopher:Bye.Mr.Ribbon:Oh,come on.Whats that-Mr.Ribbon:Bye,Christopher.Hey,you guys一-Chris:Oh,its anOsteo Nationalwanna comewith usbone-density scanner.-Chris:What…?To CandlestickAcompany Ibought intoprior to goingtoworkMr.Ribbon:We regoingnow.Come withus.一at Witter.Where areyour seats-Chris:I have a meetingafter the game.-Chris:Weve Wereupper deck.・・・-Mr.Ribbon:You regoingtothe game-Mr.Ribbon:We gota box.Come on.You wanna-Chris:Yeah..sit inthe box-Christopher:Possibly.-Christopher:No.-Chris:Possibly.-Chris:Its not actually abox.Its,you-Mr.Ribbon:Were goingtoo.Imtakingmyknow,a privatesection.Its moreson,Tim,my12-year-old.We werejustcomfortable.You wannagoleaving.Tim!-Christopher:Okay.-Chris:Listen,well getoutof your way.Again,thank youvery much,and rmsorry-Mr.Ribbon:Okay,kids inthe back.Hey,whyabout theother day.dontyoujust put that inyour carAnd I hopethatwecan reschedulefor-Chris:Yeah,okay.Sure,sure.later thisweek.-Christopher:We donthave acar.couple timesintheDeclaration of-Chris:Oh,my...Independence.It mayseem likea strangeword tobe inthat-Mr.Ribbon:What happeneddocument...but hewas sortof.He was・・-Chris:I thinkIgotstung bya bee.an artist.-Mr.Ribbon:You all rightHe calledthe English〃the disturbers of our-Chris:Oh,yeah.Goodness.Im fine.harmony./z-Mr.Ribbon:Youre notallergic orAndIremember standingthere that day...anything thinkingabout thedisturbersofmine.Questions Ihad:Whether allthis wasgood.-Chris:No,no,no.Whether Idmakeit.-Mr.Ribbon:Whered heget youAndWalterRibbonand hisPacific Bell-Chris:Just rightat the back of my head.pension moneywhich wasmillions.-Christopher:Are youokay-Mr.Ribbon:Yeah!-Chris:Yeah,Im fine,Christopher.-Chris:It wasa wayto anotherplace.-Christopher:Does ithurtWow,this is...This isthewayto watch-Chris:Christopher,Im fine.a footballgame here.Thank youvery muchfor-Christopher:Let mesee.this,really.-Mr.Ribbon:Hey,its mypleasure,Chris.-Chris:Christopher,sit back.Sit back.-Chris:And,Mr.Ribbon,I alsowannaThomas Jeffersonmentions happinessathank youfor givingme theopportunity,Nice to meet you,Chris.Give meacall.to discussthe assetmanagement capabilities-Tim:Bye,Christopher.of DeanWitter whichwe believetobefar-Chris:After four months,we hadsold allsuperior,to anythingyou gotgoing overat ourscanners.It seemedwe weremaking it.Morgan Stanley.Whats thefastest animalintheworld Really,I thinkyoure gonna be blownaway.-Christopher:Jackrabbit.Point blank,DeanWitterneeds tobe managing-Chris:It seemedwe weredoing good.your retirementportfolio.Till oneday...thatday...that letter-Mr.Ribbon:You know,I didnt have anybroughtme backto earth.notion thatyou werenew there,I likeyou,This partof mylife iscalled Payingbuttheres nota chanceIm gonnalet youTaxes.〃If youdidnt paythem,thedirect ourfund.government couldstick theirhands intoyourThats justnot gonnahappen anytimesoon,bank account...and takeyour money.buddy.So,youknow,come on,relax.-Christopher:Dad.Lets playthegame.Go,go,go!Yes!-Chris:No warning.Nothing.It cantbe too-Christopher:Yes!Yeah!late.Thats my money.-Jeff:Here yougo.How issomebody just gonna justtakemy-Chris:All right.Ive hada fewideasalready,absolutely.-Man3:Chris,I11talk toyou later.-Chris:rm gonna giveyouacall.Yes,absolutely.Thank you.-Christopher:Bye.money I was..I was...・-Chris:Wayne,I needto getthat$14Listen,
1...Thatsall themoneythatI have.-Chris:Why wouldyou thinkyou dontowe meYoucannot gointo mybank acc...No...my moneyIt was the25th ofSeptember.Iremember that-Wayne:I helpedyoumove.day.Because thatthe daythatIfound out...-Chris:You droveme twoblocks,Wayne.there wasonly21dollars and33cents leftThat’s200yards.Its beenfour months,inmybank account.I wasbroke.Wayne.-Chris:I needmy money.I needmy money.Dressed yetI needmy money rightnow.-Christopher:No.-Wayne:I donthave it,man.Im sorry.-Ralph:Chris!Chris!Dont jerkme around,-Chris:Go get mymoney.Wayne,getmymo...okay,Chris-Wayne:I reallydont,man.Its$
14.-Chris:rmnot jerkingyouaround,Ralph,allrightIm gonnagetit.-Chris:It’smy$14!Go getmymoney!-Ralph:I needthat moneynow,not later.-Wayne:All ofthis for$
14.-Chris:When Igetit,you getit,Ralph.-Ralph:Now!-Wayne:Hey,whats happening,manfrom you.-Wayne:I thoughtI didntowe youthat now.-Chris:What Why-Wayne:why what-Chris:Get mymoney,Wayne-Doctor receptionist:Chris-Christopher:Dad,look atme!Dad!-Chris:Yes.Should Igo-Doctor receptionist:Dr.Telm cantget back-Chris:Sure,man.Why notStay here.to meetyou.Im sorry.-Christopher:dad,look.-Christopher:Where arewe goingnow-Chris:No,No,stay right here.-Chris:Gotta...We gottasee somebodyelse.-Christopher:Dad.-Christopher:Im tired.-Chris:Did youhear whatI saidDid youhear-Chris:I know.It doesn,t seem to bemefunctioningrightnow.-Christopher:Dad,whereyougoing-Doctor:Ihaveto gonow,Chris.-Chris:Hey,what didIsay-Chris:No,no,no.Just give measecond.Im-Christopher:Dad!Dad,wait!Dad!sure Im gonnabe able tofigure itout.Dad!-Doctor:Chris.Chris,just comeback when-Vagrant:I gotta...I gottaget backto itsworking.the’60s,man.Thats whatI wannado.-Chris:No,no.Ihaveto fixit now.When I was younger,I wannasee JimmyHendrix-Doctor:No.Look,I11still beputtingdo thatguitar onfire.money intheoffice,then,allrightI reallyBringback mytime machine!Bring mytime haveto go,Chris.machine back!-Christopher:Dad,where arewe goingthings.Go.-Chris:Thank you.Thank you.Thank you-Chris:just bequiet.Go getyourfor yourtime.I appreciateit.-Christopher:Its notatime machine.notatimemachine.He waswrong.-Doctor:r11see yousoon.Chris:What guy一-Christopher:Why areour thingshereDad.-Christopher:The guy.He wasatthe-Chris:Lets goCome on.・opark.Hesaid it wasatimemachine-Christopher:Where-Chris:Yes,it is.-Chris:Just outof here.o-Christopher:Why-Christopher:No,its not.-Chris:We cantstay heretonight.-Chris:It is.-Christopher:Yes,wecan.Open the door!-Christopher:No,its not.-Chris:Did youhear whatI saidLets go.-Chris:All wegotta dois pushthis black-Christopher:Open thedoor!button righthere.Wanna push it-Chris:Hey,didyouhear whatI said-Christopher:Okay.Stop it.Stop it.Come on.Come on.-Chris:Come on.Come on,man.Right here.Wayne!Wayne!Wayne!Get up.Stand up.Wait aminute.Where you wanna goCome on.-Christopher:I dontknow.Some placefrom-Christopher:Where arewe goingDad,wherebefore.arewegoing-Christopher:You close your eyes.I wannaDad,it snotatimemachine.see.The guysaiditwasatimemachine.Its-Chris:All right,come on.We11pushit-Chris:You gottaclose youreyes.-Chris:I dontknow.together.You gottacloseyoureyes.Close Get your stuff.Get it.We gottafindyour eyes.someplace safe.It takesa fewseconds.Oh,my goodness.-Christopher:Like whatOpen,open,open!-Chris:We needa cave.-Christopher:What is it-Christopher:A cave-Chris:Dinosaurs.-Chris:We gottafind acave.Come on.-Christopher:Where-Christopher:Okay.-Chris:You dontsee all these dinosaurs-Chris:Come on,come on.Watch yourback!Look around.Look out.Here itis.Heres acave.Come on.Look atallthesedinosaurs.Can yousee Righthere,righthere.Go,go,go.Go ahead.them Getin.Hurry,hurry,hurry.-Christopher:-Christopher:Yeah.Are wesafe-Chris:Yeah,I thinkso.o-Chris:Wait.Come on,come on.Wait,watch-Jay:Hey.out-Chris:How youdoing,Jay-Christopher:What is it-Jay:rmdoing good.How areyou getting-Chris:Dont stepinthefire.Were alongcavemen.We needthis fire,because theresnoelectricity and its coldout here,okay-Christopher:Watch out!-Chris:Whoa!Oh,my good...AT.Rex.-Jay:You doinggood-Deborah:Let mestop youright there.-Chris:How youdoingIwish Icould helpyou...-Jay:rmdoing great.Where yougoing-Chris:This ismyson,Christopher.-Chris:L...Sacramento.Because Imtrying Hes5years old.to moveacoupleguys from...Theyre at-Deborah:Hi,baby.PacBell,and Imtrying tobring them-Chris:We needsome placeto stay.over...Get themover tous.So theygot-Deborah:Okay andIwouldlovetohelpme goingout theregolfing.you...but wedont takemen here.Its only-Jay:Awesome.Hey,let themwin around.women andchildren.-Receptionist:Deborah,someones askingHecan stayhere,but youhavetofindfor you.someplace elseto go.-Deborah:Where-Chris:We gottastay together.We got...-Receptionist2:Hes outside.Please comeWe re...withme.-Deborah:Okay,listen.-Deborah:Hi.-Chris:You gottahavesomeplace...-Chris:Can Iask youa question-Deborah:Try GlideMemorial.The buildingbooksup at
5.So youhurry up.Theres a-Deborah:Sure.line.-Chris:We needa room.Just untilI canfix-Chris:And whereisitCome on.this andsell it.—Theres just-Deborah:Ellis andJones.-Shelter worker1:Hey,everybody.Wehave fourspots left,and thatsall.1:He slicedin frontofhimin line.-Homeless man2:he did.-Rodney:Man.-Shelter worker2:Come on,come on,Rodney.-Chris:Hey,Come on,man.Come on.Come on.Lets go.Get outof line.-Rodney:Come on,what-Homeless man3:Thats it.No more.-Chris:Hey,thats myspot.-Chris:Whats yourfavorite color-Christopher:Green.-Rodney:Back off.-Chris:Green Whatdo youlike thatsgreen-Chris:Come on,dont dothis to me.-Christopher:Trees.Dont...-Chris:Trees.What else-Christopher:Dad!-Christopher:Holly.-Shelter worker2:Stop it!Break itup!Break-Chris:Holly.Whats hollyitup!Stop!Stop!Get outoftheline,both-Christopher:The Christmas stuff.ofyou.Both ofyou.-Chris:Christmasstuff.-Chris:I washere first.They toldme that-Christopher:Whats thatwehad tobe ontime.Igothere ontime.I-Chris:I guessthey wantus togo tosleep.wasin line.Here yougo.We gottamake sureCaptainI camefrom work,Igotmyson.I washereAmericas warmin there.Can youbreatheon time.We werehere ontime!-Homeless manYouregood-Shelter worker2:Who did-Christopher:Yeah.-Chris:I gottago workon theI trustyou.scanner...while,okay-Christopher:Dont go.-Christopher:All right.-Chris:No,no,no.I’mgonnabe rightoutside-Chris:r11be righthere.thedoor.-Christopher:Okay.-Chris:Can youstill hear meAll rightrmjustgonnabe rightthere.I11leave thedoor opena littlebit.-Christopher:Yeah.And r11be ableto hearyou ifyou callme.-Chris:Can youhearme-Christopher:I wannago home.-Christopher:Yeah.-Chris:But thatswhy Igotta workon the-Chris:Doyoutrust mescanner.All rightIm gonnago outthere.-Christopher:Yeah.rmgonnaleavethedooropen.Ill beright-Chris:Yeah.up thestairs.-Christopher:Like thatr11beableto hearyou ifyou callme.-Chris:Yeah,putthat...All right-Christopher:Then yougo like that.Is that-Christopher:All right.okay-Chris:You gottatrust me,okay You gotta-Chris:I dontknow.Whatdoyou thinkGood.trustme.Letsgo.Getyourstuff.-Christopher:I trustyou.I trustyou.-Christopher:Hey,why dontyou leavealmost-Chris:I cant hearyou.$80billion...-Christopher:I trustyou.I trustyou.“for thisbudget yearthat ends・・・-Chris:Give mea kiss.I11just bea littleSeptember30th.”“That deficitis largerthan theentire-Chris:I stillremember thatmoment.federalbudgetin
1957.”They alllooked sodamn happytome.Why“And soisthealmost$80billion.”couldnt Ilook like that”we willpay ininterest thisyear rmgonnatry to get homeby
6.Imgonnastop・・・on thenational debt.”byabrokerage firmafter work.“Twenty yearsago,in
1960...”-Linda:For what”our federalgovernment payrollwas-Chris:I wannasee abouta jobthere.・・・less than$13billion.”-Linda:Yeah Whatjob“Today itis75billion.”,,-Chris:You know,when L..When I wasakid,Icouldgo througha mathbook ina week.“During these20years,our populationhasSo rmgonnago seeabout whatjob theygot downonlyincreased by
23.3percent...”there.-Chris:Man,Igottwo questionsfor you:What-Linda:What jobdoyoudoAnd howdoyoudo it-Man:rma stockbroker.-Chris:Stockbroker.Oh,goodness.Had togoto collegetobea stockbroker,huh-Man:You donthaveto.Have tobe good withnumbers and good with people.Thats it.-Chris:Hey,you takecare.Ill letyou hangonto mycar forthe weekend.But Ineeditbackfor Monday.-Man:Feed themeter.itIlearned tofinish mywork quickly.I-Chris:We cant.Were gonnahavea-Christopher:My CaptainAmerica!Dad!different roomlater.Go.Dad!Dad!-Frakesh:Hey,Chris.-Chris:Stop it!Shut up!Shut up!-Man4:Why dontyouletthe ladyin-Chris:Hey,good morning,Mr.Frakesh.-Chris:Hey,back up.-Frakesh:Whats up-Man4:Hey,man,thats notcool.-Chris:Work trip.-Chris:Back up!Back up!Come on.Your wife,Martha,works atPacBell also,-Christopher:Dad,we needto getit!correct-Preacher:The importantthing aboutthat-Client:Yes,she does.freedom train...isitgot to climb-Chris:And youguys aremountains.both...Looking to retire atthesametime.We allhavetodeal withmountains.-Client:Wed liketoretireand maintainourYou knowmountains thatgo wayup highandlifestyle...without payinga lotof taxes.mountains thatgo deepand low.-Chris:So basically,youwantnobodys-Man5:Amen,preacher!hands inyour pocketsbut yourown-Preacher:Yes.We knowwhat thosemountainsAre youfamiliar withtax-freeare hereat Glide.We singmunicipal...hadtofinish quicklytogetinlineat Glideby
5.Come on.Comeon.Hold thatbus!Hold thebus!about them-Smug intern:Hey.So didyou finishthe-Chorus:Lord,dont move that mountain.”the wholething too.“Give me strength toclimb it”-Smug intern:Oh,good.-Chris:You“Please dontmove thatstumbling block”“But leadme,Lord,around it”-Smug intern:Yeah.“My burdens,they getso heavy”Seems-Chris:Howd you feel aboutthe graphshardto bear”-Smug intern:Easy.“But Iwontgive upNo,no”-Chris:Istruggled withthe essayquestion on“Because youpromised me”theback.What didyou write“Youd meetme atthe altarof-Smug intern:Essay questionprayer”-Chris:Yeah,on theback.“Lord dontmove thatmountainv-Jeff:Hey,Chris.“Please dontmovethatmountain”-Chris:Hey.Jeff,right49ers game.“But givemestrengthtoclimbit”-Jeff:Yeah,youweregonna givemeacall-Christopher:Where syour test-Chris:I neveractually gotyour-Chris:Tomorrow.-Christopher:Areyouready-Jeff:Heres mynumber.Call me,okay-Chris:Of course.-Chris:Yes,sir.Absolutely.Thank youveryThank you,sir.much.-Frohm:Chris,you gotfive bucksI leftmywhole thing,oryouhavetogo somewherewalletupstairs.-Chris:Ihavetogosomewhere.But IfinishedHey.How youdoingnumber.-Chris:Let merun upand grabthat foryou,-Christopher:Can Isee itMr.Frohm.-Chris:Yeah,sure.Just dontbreak it.-Frohm:No,Igottabe atCAL Bankat Unlessyouwannasleep ina roomwithmefor4,and Imlate.Ill payyouback,honest.the restof yourlife.-Chris:Five isgood-Christopher:I dontmind.-Frohm:Five islovely.Thank you.-Chris:Yeah,youwill.Why dontyougetsomeThank you.sleep,okay-Shelter worker3:Thats it.Thats theroom-Christopher:Okay.quota.Theres nomore space.You gottahead-Chris:Warm enoughout.-Christopher:Yeah.Thats itfor today.Come backtomorrow.All-Chris:All right.the roomsare full.Its completelyfull.-Christopher:Did Momleave becauseof meThatsit.Just keepheading out.Come backtomorrow.-Chris:Youlikeit-Sales clerk:Twenty.One,two,three,four.-Sales clerk:Now,here5syourbulb,andtheres yourferrite coreinductor.-Chris:Howmuch-Sales clerk:Eight dollars.-Christopher:Whats that-Chris:Its torepair thelight.-Chris:What churchplace-Christopher:Did Momleave becauseof me-Christopher:A hotel-Chris:Dont...Don’t eventhink something-Chris:Just forthenight.like that.-Christopher:We cangobacktothecave ifMomleft becauseof Mom.And youdidnthaveyoulike.anything todowiththat,okay-Christopher:-Chris:No,hank you.Okay.Youre agood papa.-Christopher:Ever-Chris:Allright,go tosleep.-Chris:I hopenot.-Christopher:I loveyou.-Christopher:Why not-Chris:I loveyou too.-Chris:Well,because somethings arefun the-Doctor:So far,so good,Chris.It works.firsttimeyoudothem andthen notso much-Chris:Thank youvery much.thenext.Two hundredand fiftydollars.Four more-Christopher:Like thebusweeks ofoxygen.-Chris:Yeah,like thebus.-Check cashingclerk:One hundred,20,40,60,-TV man:Im sorry,I shouldntlaugh,should80,
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50.Anything elseI-Chris:No,sir.Thank you.Thank you.-TV woman:Sometimes whenweremovingYou readyWepass houseswith lightsand people.-Chris:No.Sometimes youcan hearthem laugh.-Christopher:Where arewegoing,then-Chris:The nextday,after work...we just-Chris:Probably stayatahotel.went tothe beach,at night.-Christopher:Yep.Are wegoingtotheFar awayfrom anything.Everything.-Chris:Hey.How youdoing,JayJust Christopherand me.-Jay:rmdoing fine.Rumor hasit yousigned-Christopher:Did yousee me31accounts forus fromPacific Bell.-Chris:Yeah.-Chris:Yeah,yeah.Met someguys ata ballFarawayfrombuses andnoise and a constantgame,got somecards.Ive beenworking.disappointment inmy ten-gallon headand-Jay:I guess.So onemore day.Gettingmyself.nervous-Dean:Chris,thank youvery much.-Chris:No,Im okay.-Chris:Well,thank you,Dean.-Jay:Yeah Listen,whatever-Dean:Take care.happens....youve donea fantasticjob,-Chris:You madealltheright moves.Chris.-Dean:Thanks,Chris.I meanthat.Take careof yourself.-Chris:Yes,Mr.Johnson.ChrisGardner,Dean-Chris:Because whenI wasyoung andr d getWitter.an Aonahistory testor whatever...Yes,sir.Imjust callingto thank you veryr dgetthis goodfeeling aboutallthethingsmuch foryour supportat lastmonthsthat Icouldbe.And thenI never-Jay:Hey,seminar.Chris.Yes,sir.Absolutely.Yes,sir.No,sir,thats it.Thank youvery much.became anyof them.Bye-bye.So welcome.Was itAs EasyAs itlooked-Frakesh:Chris.Come.-Chris:Yes,sir.-Frohm:Hi,Chris.-Chris:no,sir.No,Sir,it wasnt.-Chris:Mr.Frohm,Good toseeyou.-Frohm:Good luck,Chris.-Frohm:Nice shirt.-Chris:-Thank you.Thank you.-Chris:Thank you,sir.-Frohm:Oh,Chris.I almostforgot.-Jay:Chris.-Chris:Thank you.-Chris:Hey,Jay.This partof mylife...this little-Another judge:Chris.part...iscalledHappiness.〃Christopher.-Frohm:Chris,sit down,please.Christopher.Comehere.-Chris:I thoughtId wearashirttoday.You-Chris:So howmany...planets arethereknow,being thelast dayand all.-Christopher:Seven.-Frohm:Well,thank you.Thank you.We-Chris:Seven Nine.Whos theking oftheappreciate that.jungleBut...wear onetomorrow though,okay-Christopher:Gorilla.Because tomorrowsgoingtobe yourfirst-Chris:The gorillaThe gorillaNo.day....if youdliketowork hereas aLion.broker.-Christopher:Oh,yeah.Lion,lion,lion.Would youlikethat,ChrisHey.Dad,listen tothis.Knock,knock.-Chris:Whos there-Frohm:Good.We couldntbe happier.-Christopher:Shelby.-Chris:Shelby who-Christopher:Shelby comingaround themountain whenshe comes.Knock knock-Chris:Whosthere-Christopher:Nobody.-Chris:Nobody whoNobody whoNow,thats funny.I likethatone-Linda:Stockbroker Linda.Linda.-Chris:Yeah.DEAN WITTERREYNOLDS BROKERTRAINEE PROGRAM-Linda:Not anastronaut APPPLICATIONSNOW BEINGACCEPTED[迪安.维-Chris:Dont talktomelikethat,Linda.F特.雷诺斯公司,经纪人实习培训]现在接受mgonnago downand seeaboutthis,and Im申请gonnadoit duringthe day.This partof mylife iscalled BeingStupid.-Linda:You shouldprobably doyour salesCan Iask youa favor,miss Doyoumindifcalls.I leavethis herewithyoujust forfive-Chris:Idontneedyouto tellme aboutmyminutessales calls,Linda.Igotthree ofthem beforeIhaveameeting inthere andIdontwannathe damnoffice iseven open.carry that...Looking smalltime.Here isa-Linda:Doyourememberthatrent isdue nextdollarandI11giveyoumore moneywhen IweekProbably not.We realready twomonthscome backout.Okay Itsnot valuable.Youbehind.cantsell itanywhere.Next weekwe11owe threemonths.Ive beenIcanteven sellit,anditsmy job.Allpulling doubleshifts forfourmonthsnow,rightChris.-Tim:Chris TimBrophy,Resources.Just sellwhats inyour contract.Get usoutof thatbusiness.-Chris:Linda thatiswhatI amtrying todo.This iswhatImtrying todoformyfamily...foryouand forChristopher.-Linda:Whats thematter withyou Chris:一-Tim:Come withme.Hey!Hey!Dont move!-Chris:Yes,sir.Stop!Stop!Dont move!Stop this...!-Tim:Let mesee if Icanfind youanStop thetrain!Stop!Stop!applicationforour internship.The programtook just20people everysixr mafraid thatsall wecandoforyou.See,months.One gotthe job.this isa satelliteoffice.Jay TwistleinThere werethree blanklines after“highthe mainoffice,he overseesWitterschool〃to listmore education.I didntneedResources.that manylines.I mean,rm...You know,Im justthis office.-Linda:Try andsleep.Its late.As youcan see,wegota hellof lotof-TV:It apuzzle measuringjust3inchesapplications here,so...by3inches oneach side...”Normally Ihavearesume sheet,but Icant“made upof multiplecolors thatyou・・・seemtofind itanywhere.We...-Chris:Thank twistand turn...”youverymuch.Ineedtogo.r11bring this”and trytogetto asolid coloron・・・back.Thank you.each side.”“This littlecube isthe giftsensation-Tim:Okay.of
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